After seeing that a beer just ain't gonna cut it.

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Now before anyone calls me a homophobe or something let me assure you I don't want government in my bedroom unless Laura Bush wants to take a tumble. WHat can i say I like the librarian thing.That being said If Adam and Steve wanna dance together fine.. If Carol wants to date the captain of her womans softball team Kurt, that is terrific too. Today though, they went to fcuking far. I come downstairs to another day of wedded bliss and remember we are looking after our neighbors german sgepherd while they are in arizona. As I make my way to the coffe pot for a cup of my wifes sludge, I hear a shrill cry from the basement. I walk downstaris and the neighbors german had mounted my golden and the too are rutting like a couple of newlyweds after their spouses left for the office. My dog has been hunting with me for 8 years, countless trips to the beach early mornings to catch the tennis ball in the surf. I don't know if I will ever be able to look at him the same again after this.
 
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Yowza

Yowza

Was the German a girl dog?? Strap-on??....that is really sick + Kinky...
 

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Wife thought that this was funny and told all our friends and my hunting buddies/ poker guys.

Paybacks are a bitch and then you marry one. Ol' Clem Made dinner tonight. Wife got a nice turkey sandwich with soup. Guess where i got the Mayo from? The Dogs got two cans each of Cambells new firehouse chil with plent of tabasco. I don't know who is going to shit themselves first. Wife said we need milk for the morning. Im off to the borgata. I should be back thursday with that fcuking millk bitch.
 

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Live from My laptop. at the sands Ac. Free room and ggod place to watch the monday nighter. Wife didn't get sick, apparently getting a tolerence to bad mayo? Hmm.. Dogs did and she was scrubbing the kitchen and absement floor until 2am last night. Apparently Im lucky to be here because she found the chili cans in the trash and figured it out.. lmao
 

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My wife agreed to watch the German again this weekend. Maybe that freak Marine wants to come by and catch a bang from a real pooch? That German shepherd will have Marine thinking his name is
Lassie when he finishes with him. Even better maybe marines pooch can get some pointers to please his master even more?
 
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