Dear Tommy,
Thank you for pulling back after you easily got
up 21-0. Thank you for not killing Brodie. You see,
we take great pride in our football program at UAT,
and it's important for us to keep people believing
that we have a quality team this year. We are fully
aware of the fact that we played a cupcake schedule
and tried to fool the BCS folks into thinking we were
this year's Auburn 2004, but LSU and Auburn exposed
us, and we're sorry. We hope you will continue to
have mercy on us in your future thrashing of our once
dominant program. It was just so much easier to beat
Auburn back when Bear could cheat to get us as many
players on scholarship as he wanted, and pay them to
play for us. These NCAA guys are killing us giving
every team the same amount of scholarships and
exposing our boosters who have been buying our talent
for years! It's just not fair!
Oh well, that is not your fault Tommy. Thanks again
for not beating us 49-0, because we still want to go
to a quality bowl game this year so we can embarrass
the SEC again this year by letting a mediocre Big-10
team run all over us! Thank you also for making our
conference look good by actually winning your bowl
games! You guys are awesome! We are glad we could
help make the inaugural game played on Pat Dye field
such a special one for all you Auburn fans! What
sucks is that we can't even talk trash to you guys
about being left out of the National Championship game
this year! We didn't even cover the spread! Ugh
How much longer do we have to wait for our next moral
victory? I'm sorry, but it's just tough when you do so
much trash-talkin about how great your defense is, how
you're going to win your 13th National Championship,
Brodie for Heisman, etc., etc., and then your in-state
rival puts up a 21 spot before you can even blink, and
exposes you for the pretenders that we are!!!
Oh well, thanks again for keeping Shula's job. He
doesn't seem to mind losing to you every year so I
guess it works out well for you guys anyway. hahaha
Yours Truly,
Bamers