haha... that last one is the kind you tell to a chick that isn't grooving you... but heres the trick... u have to say it where u know its a bad joke
alcohol abuse
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An Irishman goes to get up after a long night at the pub and falls flat on his face. The bartender says "Hey Pal you ok, you need some help?" the man says no I am just drunk and pulls himself back onto the barstool. A few mins and pints later, He says ok let me try this again and goes to stand up and falls even harder onto the pub floor. The bartender says " You've had too much Paddy, Please let me help you" The Irishman screams NO... I can handle my drink and if I can't walk, I'll just crawl home..... Hours later the man crawls home.... he pulls himself into bed and his wife says "Your steaming drunk again aren't you".... The man collects himself and says why would you say that I'm fine..... The wife says well the pub called and you left your wheelchair there.
Cheers
Irish
Cheers
Irish
