Alex Rodriguez appears to have decided to give Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang a free urological exam in the middle of a game.
So yeah, time to have fun with captions. Let's try to imagine what A-Rod is thinking right at that exact moment....
" Well, Baseball Prospectus did predict a break-out year for you this season"
"Clemens is going to love this"
"This is the kind of stuff that got Harold Reynolds fired."
"You're with me, male genitalia..."
"It's still pretty decent if you compare it to the league average"
"You should ask your doctor if Levitra is right for you"
"I see your growing your play-off beard already"
"Baron Long Rod van Hugen Dong, fancy meeting you here...."
"It still looks better than Julian Tavarez's face"
--deadspin
