All Dessert Team

[Eddie Haskell]

Several weeks ago, a fellow ambulance chaser and I were enjoying a Reds game in my $85.00, Row C behind the plate seats at Great American Ball Park as my heros (first place mind you) were beating up on the Atlanta Braves. Along about the seventh inning (after about five intra-game Aspen Edge's as well as three pre-game beverages of like kind) we decided to come up with the all-dessert team.

Each of us named a ballplayer whose name, first, last or nickname, contained the name of a dessert. By way of example, Darryl Strawberry. After a few cocktails, especially when the game on the field gets a little slow, this got to be kinda fun. Better than mound ball anyway. My buddy came up with one that cracked me up: Mark Lemmonjello. With that, a mouthful of Aspen Edge went all over the shapely Republican sitting in Row B. My apologies fraulien.

Then of course we started on the all legal team (David Justice/Johnny Bench) and the all body parts team (Rollie Fingers/Barry Foote/Dick Allen). This week several of us are heading up to the Jake to see the Reds and Indians on Saturday night (Vizquel/Concepcion bobble head night) and I'm sure the games will continue.

I don't know if this is too lame or not but, I would like some help with the following teams:

All-Dessert Team;
All-Legal Team; and
All-Body Parts Teams.

Thank you in advace.

Eddie

 

[OnaJ]

Barry Bonds and Kevin Cash (Toronto) would fit nicely on the legal team.

After a few beers and throwing proper pronounciation out the window, Rick Ankiel could fit on the Body Parts team.

Bobby Cox on the Body Team as well

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Bonds and Cox are good. Throw in Davey Johnson. Richie Ashburn, maybe (need about 15 beers for that one).

LOL Ankiel.

Cash. All legal team huh. I used to like you Onaj.

Eddie

 

[hogman14]

Now would these count?

Chet Lemon "Square"
or Bud Black "and white cookie"?

Or are you looking for something a little more?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Chet Lemon and Bob Lemon would be good for the all-dessert team. I'm missing Bud Black?

Eddie

 

[hogman14]

Chet Lemon and Bob Lemon would be good for the all-dessert team. I'm missing Bud Black?

Eddie

Went for the kind of "before and after" type thing w/these guys. :shrug:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Obviously, Bud Black would be the "pitcher" on the all-beer team along with "Blue Moon" Odom and Bill Stein. The team representative of course would be Marvin Miller. Mike Busch would also be on this team.

Eddie

 

[hogman14]

Certainly if this was opened up to other sports, we'd be boundless.

All Dessert
Coco Crisp
Michael Olawakandi (sp)

All Body
Norman Hand
Louis Lipps
Marion Butts

All Legal
Ty Law, ironically...
Lawyer Milloy
Jiri (jury) Welsch (guess that's a stretch)
Bo Outlaw

 

[hogman14]

Obviously, Bud Black would be the "pitcher" on the all-beer team along with "Blue Moon" Odom and Bill Stein. The team representative of course would be Marvin Miller. Mike Busch would also be on this team.

Eddie

Zack Wheat would be a very large part of the all-beer team, as well would Chris Stynes.

 

[kono22]

From racing:

Dale Earnhardt for the body parts team

Dick Trickle for the body parts "function" or is that "non-function" team.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hoggie:

No rules. We were just at a baseball game and were trying to think of baseball players. Very good choices. By the way, I think Coco Crisp is one of the best baseball names of all time. I heard his teamates gave him another nickname which was hillarious but I can't remember what it was.

Eddie

 

[kono22]

More for the dessert team:

Darryl Strawberry

Cubs minor league OF - Felix Pie

And for a pre-dinner treat - Jeff Suppan

 

[hogman14]

How did I forget Don Cherry for the all food team?

How about the all musical instrument team?
Doug Flutie
Frank Viola
Steve Sax
Joe Bugle
Tom Tupa (tuba? )
Buddy Bell

 

[kono22]

Body parts team -

Jim Thome

 

[Blitz]

The Captain of the all body parts team would have to be...

Dick Pole

 

[buddy]

Heesa Plum
Yurra Banana
Arty Ficialsweetner

 

[twofingers]

How about that Baby Ruth guy.

 

[tigerfan]

Dicky Thon

 

[Crazy888]

do nicknames count? :shrug:

cedric "cornbread" maxwell and billy bean for food...and although its a spice, its a good one in jari kuri...spelling...and for the alcoholic beverages...marge schott

 

[Fat & Sassy]

Buy a GD scorebook and keep score like a normal male human being...

I hate to go on about this but teenagers and women should not be allowed in the park without muzzels on...... oke

The only words I want to hear come out of my buddies mouth while at a ball game is " BEER HERE", "I'M BUY'EN", or "LOOK AT HER ARSE"... I mean it.. Don't even make eye contact with me...

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