Alleged Hitler Penis Goes Up For Sale....

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Alleged Hitler Penis Goes Up For Sale

The son of a World War II soldier claims to be in posession of Adolf Hitlers penis and is offering it for sale to the highest bidder. The mummified two and a half inch appendage has a target price of ?12,000 ($19,000) - thats ?4800 ($7,700) an inch.

The dictators organ was apparently cut from the dead corpse by a member of the Russian Red Army who was the first to enter the Berlin bunker where the Nazi leader committed suicide during the final days of the war.

After undressing the body and kicking it a number of times, the man is reported to have considered cutting off Hitlers head to keep as a souvenir, but opted for the penis instead. DNA testing has been offered as a solution to verifying the owner.


:eek:

:nono:
 
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taoist said:
Anthony, I realize that $15,400 sounds like a lot of money, but it ain't worth giving up your member just to play a few extra college football games this season. LMAO!!! :D
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Listen smart ass, you better keep your bumhole shut before I pull a Marine on you when I come down, I'll show you if my member is only worth $15,400 or $51,800

LMAO
:p

how is everything dog?
 
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DR STRANGELOVE said:
Listen smart ass, you better keep your bumhole shut before I pull a Marine on you when I come down, I'll show you if my member is only worth $15,400 or $51,800

LMAO
:p

how is everything dog?
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...just giving you something to bitch about except the traffic in Toronto. When you come down for the game, you better keep that thing put away, unless you can find some Knoxville cutie that demands that you whip it out and torture her with it.... LOL :D

Everything is fine here...just trying to enjoy my month long break from classes. :D
 
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It seems that the Good Dr. has indicated that his penis is exactly 6.72727272727 inches long if the math is correct............Is the repeating decimal where you come up with its imense size or are you just not that good at math?:shrug:
 
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Bluemound Freak said:
It seems that the Good Dr. has indicated that his penis is exactly 6.72727272727 inches long if the math is correct............Is the repeating decimal where you come up with its imense size or are you just not that good at math?:shrug: [/QUOTE
LMAO

you like that number eh?

Hope all is well Blue
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taoist said:
...just giving you something to bitch about except the traffic in Toronto. When you come down for the game, you better keep that thing put away, unless you can find some Knoxville cutie that demands that you whip it out and torture her with it.... LOL :D

Everything is fine here...just trying to enjoy my month long break from classes. :D
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I on the other hand am looking forward to classes, a dig wat mi sayn?

;)

I'll call you tonight bro!

That is the LOCK OF THE YEAR
 
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taoist said:
Anthony, will you stop sending out nude photos of yourself to all of your cyber girlfriends? :nono:

:moon:
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Actually Chad, do you recall the nascar phone call prank I sent you?

Well I called Mel at her work (sexy accent by the way Missy, made me melt:) ) and said

" Hi I am calling from Nascar and I would like to conduct a survey"

LOL
 
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