Amazing sex facts & laws

[Megami]

An email a friend sent to me of interesting sex facts... I thought I'd share.

Let me know if this offends anyone, and I'll edit/remove it... much easier than snitching, don't you think?


1. 28MPH is the average speed of a man's ejaculation.

2. In the 1200's, the Chinese created the "Happy Ring" for female stimulation. The material? Goat's eyelids.

3. "Talking dirty" is illegal in Oregon.

4. In Texas, it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but illegal for you to reciprocate.

5. Until 1940, candidates for the US Naval Academy were rejected if discovered they masturbated.

6. Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men had sex with crocodiles to become important.

7. The Hudson Bay Eskimos believed a woman got pregnant by a small child climbing into her womb, and that the sperm fed it.

8. In the state of Indiana, a man over the age of 18 can be charged with statutory rape if the passenger of his car has her shoes and socks off and is under the age of 17.

9. Arizona law prohibits any house from having more than two sex toys in it.

10. The current derogative term "scumbag" was originally used in early 1900s to refer to a condom.

 

[Blitz]

 

[Penguinfan]

Touche!!!

 

[Megami]

Hey, I have no problem having that photo in my thread. But since we like equality around here, maybe I should go and complain to the admin about the thread hijacking....

nah... because that would mean I'm a p*ssy who can't take a joke. :thefinger

 

[Wolftaz]

I bet those goats never saw that coming!

 

[homedog]

I kind of figured you liked those type of pictures.

 

[THE KOD]

nah... because that would mean I'm a p*ssy who can't take a joke. :thefinger

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nice one meg !


KinG OF DoGs

 

[THE KOD]

I kind of figured you liked those type of pictures.

hey homedog you crackhead.:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger


KinG OF DoGs

 

[THE KOD]

meg

I will make this offer at this time.

If you were to choose to run with the dogs,

you would receive protection of the pack and it would probably keep some of the bashers at bay.



KinG OF DoGs

 

[Megami]

Scott, that is very kind of you to offer your... uhm, protection. (and joining in the fun... at least someone has a sense of humor!)...

However, I probably wouldn't be a good selection to have in your "dog pack" as I don't really make plays with 10-page articles/write-ups justifying those plays, and all that other good stuff that the good cappers do.

But I really appreciate the offer, and your chivalry. :yup:

 

[THE KOD]

Scott, that is very kind of you to offer your... uhm, protection. (and joining in the fun... at least someone has a sense of humor!)...
However, I probably wouldn't be a good selection to have in your "dog pack" as I don't really make plays with 10-page articles/write-ups justifying those plays, and all that other good stuff that the good cappers do.

But I really appreciate the offer, and your chivalry. :yup:

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Uh Meg


You dont have to make plays to run with the pack. We take all comers. No one is turned down. Just put up the avatar and it will open a new world of opportunities.

Just having your open minded ideas would be well worth it for the pack. Good luck ! Oh and I will handle that Dr guy for you!


:hail Megami :hail :hail


KinG OF DoGs

 

[Valuist]

Megami-

On your avatar it says "moving back to Cali". You wouldn't happen to be moving to get out of say, an Oregon or Arizona (see laws at beginning of thread)???

 

[Megami]

Scott: Aww... change my avatar? That's like asking a girl to change her sense of style to suit you. That's a no-no.

Valuist: lol. No, I'm not moving out of those states but any state that makes those two things illegal must have some serious tighta$$es living there. lol

 

[boilermaker]

Som Bitch, Hell according to number 8 I must have been a damn rapist in my younger days.:shrug:

 

[NickiD]

11. Oral sex is still against the law in many Southern states.