An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend
who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis is
frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they
defrost, don't they?"
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are
freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend
who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis is
frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they
defrost, don't they?"
