An ode to relief pitchers

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Middle reliver that blows your under or your lead :

You are one those guys that sits in the bathroom at casinos and smells other guys crap and think it smells great. You are one those in high school sits in the urinal waiting for the the janitor so he can plug you in the butt for lunch and you can get extra snack by tossing his salad I for one am not one of those guys. You must have made extra frieds with the janitor in high school for doing that you filthy beast!!!

Closer that blows your save runing your 5 team parlay:

go fling some of chunky, groundhog afterbirth in which you have spread throughout the farms that you live in and don't escape and you wild boars because Rambo might come out and stick you with his spear. Don't guess this game because I am not inclined to give out information over the internet to strangers my mom told me not to. You overgrown cro-magnon man go write some messages on the walls of your caves and stick the interbreeding with the boars to a minimum ok!!!


Ok, I feel better now...
p.s. I am drunk...

.:thefinger

 

[Magic_01]

GRRRRR... I need to let off some steam as well... today was the worst day ever in my betting life. Lost nearly 10 dimes as I went 0-7. How can the whitesox lose 3 games in a row to Tigers? How can redsox have bases loaded 0 out, and not score, and then runners on 2nd and 3rd 1 out, and not get anything. Grrr... I don't really know what to say, but this should mean, the odds are with me tomorrow to win a game... right?? maybe go 7-0?? we shall seee.....

Huge play on Mets and Whitesox, and parlay them for 1 dime

 

[Spock]

Magic .. sorry to see the loss man ..

Be careful on the Mets play . .

Chances are they will win as the Ump is also a great home team ump ..

But lots of Philly bats have great averages against Astacio.

Mebbe there are other games more better .. or take a look at the Over instead of the side. Side also on Mets has more chalk right ?

Good luck and go get them !!!
Spock

# btw was on the WhiteSox also .. and lost the Seattle game due to that joker comin out and promtly loadin bases and givin up the game but .. what to say .. except remember what Gordon Gecko says :

You win some .. you lose some .. you keep on Fightin

 

[DNOMYAR_5791]

Magic

Magic

Hey bud, now that I am sober, I would not trust the White Sox as far as I could throw a girl from a Richard Simmons mailing list. I would not try to get some of my wad back on a guy that has an era near five against a pitcher (bernero) whom has shown some flashes of brilliance against better teams. WHite Sux not hitting, not doing anything right. Not cutting down your pick buddy, but I would think twice on that one.

Mets: If they played the White Sox in a 4 game series neither team would win a game and Rambo would come out and start sticking everyone with his spear. I know that Duckworth is not very good against the vet, but it looks to me that the Mets are about ready to pack it in. I do like Pedro Astacio, but it just does not seem like a big enough mismatch for me to try to make them that big a play tomorrow.

From one Husker to another I would maybe pare those two down a little bit. I don't post much in the baseball forum right now due to some things I have going on but I still know my stuff. Hope it all works out for you buddy.