Anagrams

[cisco]

Someone out there either
has too much spare time or is deadly at scrabble.

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TW O: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters
left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
But isn't that interesting?!?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Dog spelled backwards is God.
Live spelled backwards is evil.
Lived spelled backwards is devil.
Race car spelled backwards is race car.

Speaking of race cars, I have been invited to attend this years Indy 500 by one of my dear republican neighbors in my upscale suburb of eastern Cincinnati. I have about as much interest in auto racing as Dr. Freeze has in rational, coherent thought.

Anyway, I'm gonna go just to experience the event, pop a few PBR's (I hear it is the best quality beer one can buy in Indy) and gaze in wonderment at the fashion trendsetters who I anticipate will populate this event wearing those svelt white tee shirts, with large, bare midriffs protruding from the bottom of the shirts, bearing the #3 with a halo insignia and those ever-so-popular KAT baseball caps.

Nothing like the smell of fuel, cheap beer and the staunch aroma of farts emenating from overweight auto racing fans milling about the curio shops of the Indianapolis Speedways infield whose purveyors hawk velvet images of Elvis Presley suitable for hanging as a centerpiece over the Coleman grill centrally located in the middle of Dr. Freezes living room in his trailor in rural Kansas. Can hardly wait.

Back in college I attended several Kentucky Derby's (actually was there when Secretariat ran) and that was a blast. Nothing like being dead ass drunk by 10:00 AM and having to try and make it through the rest of the day until 5:30. Sounds like a typical work day for Dr. Freeze.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

Eddie, there are always hot race girls at those events, so u can look forward to that.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thanks 65:

Have you ever been? Knowing my friend however, I think we may be hob nobbing it with the Mayor of Indiana and and the governor of Indianapolis up in some swishy box or suite or whatever else area they have cordoned off for us VIP's at this oversized gas station. I'm not sure the hotties will make it up to the VIP area where I will be mixing it up with the local dignitaries while sipping mint julips. Oooops wrong event, while sipping Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

never been to the INdy 500, but have been to other races. Just pick out 1 guy to root for and about 3 to root against, and that will make it more enjoyable for u. Also, whoever is around you that is obviously into the race and rooting hard for a certain driver, talk shit to them the whole time. Tell them their driver sucks, he's a fag, etc. Going to the races is all about rooting against drivers, making fun of fellow patrons, and talking shit to other attendees.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thanks 65. I think I got it now. I'm going to try to fit in with the race crowd. I just got off the phone with Ctownguy and Dr. Freeze and they said they would take care of my outfit and what to say.

They told me to wear my Kerry for President baseball cap. Freeze said he's gonna send me a tee shirt to wear that says "Dale Earnhardt Is Worm Food" and Ctown told me to yell at the top of my lungs at every opportunity "Richard Petty sucks donkey dick".

That should really kid the fans of those two guys. I guess if Mr. Earnhardt sees my tee shirt and if Mr. Petty hears me, they and their fans will get a real chuckle outta me, huh? I'll try it.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

yep, but I am assuming u are a big tough guy, right? Otherwise, u might get beaten up, lol!

Sorry, Cisco, didn't mean to hijack your thread.