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[h=2]Ann Coulter Caught Masturbating to CIA Torture Report On Amtrak Train[/h]
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter was caught masturbating to the Senate?s CIA Torture Report in an Amtrak bathroom as she traveled from Washington D.C. to New York City via the Silver Service line on Sunday.
Amy Walker, the Amtrak employee who discovered Coulter, thought the restroom was vacant. When she opened the door, she witnessed Coulter with her legs spread apart and the political pundit playing with her private parts. Coulter, unphased, then told Walker, ?Do you mind?? which is when Walker shut the door and patiently waited outside the washroom.
?I waited about 45 minutes until she came out and told me ?Now you can use the bathroom? and that?s when I noticed she was holding the Senate?s CIA Torture Report,? said Walker.
A line had formed outside the bathroom with a dozen witnesses confirming Coulter left the restroom with the torture report in hand and a glowing smile on her face.
Multiple passengers waiting in line said, ?We were just in D.C., everyone was reading that Torture Report and that was definitely what she was holding.?
The bathroom wait time continued as Walker said, ?It took me another 30 minutes to clean up the wet, smelly mess left inside in the bathroom. I?ve seen some crazy stuff on this D.C. to New York train but this was the grossest.
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[h=2]Ann Coulter Caught Masturbating to CIA Torture Report On Amtrak Train[/h]
Conservative commentator Ann Coulter was caught masturbating to the Senate?s CIA Torture Report in an Amtrak bathroom as she traveled from Washington D.C. to New York City via the Silver Service line on Sunday.
Amy Walker, the Amtrak employee who discovered Coulter, thought the restroom was vacant. When she opened the door, she witnessed Coulter with her legs spread apart and the political pundit playing with her private parts. Coulter, unphased, then told Walker, ?Do you mind?? which is when Walker shut the door and patiently waited outside the washroom.
?I waited about 45 minutes until she came out and told me ?Now you can use the bathroom? and that?s when I noticed she was holding the Senate?s CIA Torture Report,? said Walker.
A line had formed outside the bathroom with a dozen witnesses confirming Coulter left the restroom with the torture report in hand and a glowing smile on her face.
Multiple passengers waiting in line said, ?We were just in D.C., everyone was reading that Torture Report and that was definitely what she was holding.?
The bathroom wait time continued as Walker said, ?It took me another 30 minutes to clean up the wet, smelly mess left inside in the bathroom. I?ve seen some crazy stuff on this D.C. to New York train but this was the grossest.
