Guy walks into an upscale specialty store and asks the clerk for an erotic perfume scent. She pulls a small vial out and says here's one that's $150 an ounce. The guy says, "whew, that's a little steep." She brings out a $100 per oz. Why is this stuff so expensive? Back under the counter she goes and comes up with another and says, here's one for $50.
"Maam, I need the cheapest thing you've got. She hands him a mirror.
"Maam, I need the cheapest thing you've got. She hands him a mirror.
