another joke..an arab,dying of thirst,crawling across the desert..

[gardenweasel]

he`s crawling across the desert in the hot sun....dying of thirst.......

he comes across a jewish tie salesman...


"WATER....WATER!!!......PLEASE!!!"..screams the arab..

the tie salesman says" ties....i got ties....wanna buy a tie?"......

"I NEED WATER!!!! PLEASE!!!"

the saleasman disgusted.."you don`t wanna buy a tie?....o.k....go 5 miles in that direction..there`s an inn...they got water there"......


the arab starts the long crawl towards the inn.....


the next day,the jewish tie salesman sees the arab crawling back towards him....half dead from thirst.....


with a smirk,the salesman asks.."what happened?....didn`t they give you water at the inn?"......

the arab...."ARRRGGGH.............I COULDN`T GET IN WITHOUT A TIE!!!!"

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super dave osbourne on the jimmy kimmel show..

 

[yyz]

super dave osbourne on the jimmy kimmel show..



Is he still around!?


Man, I was a teen when his show used to be on Showtime! I thought it was great!

Remember how he did all those fuked up 'stunts'?

As always, he was securly fastened with 'genuine Saskatchewan seal-skin bindings'

 

[gardenweasel]

it was funny last night

it was funny last night

dave was doing a stunt live via sattelite from iranrolleyes: )......jimmy would ask a question and it would take forever to get dave`s answer due to the satteleite feed...dave is the co-host all week...

he did a karnak bit the other night....

1)answer: ishtar....gigli...anna nicole smith taking a dump.....

question: name 3 horrible pictures...

2)answer: reese witherspoon and michael jackson....

question: name two celebrities expecting children...

dave is still funny..