MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 P.M. Eastern Time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 P.M. Eastern Time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.
