Anyone ever pimp yo Ho's before?

vinnie

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Pimp that ho

Its like too $hort raps been around a while
I rocked to the beat and got my own style
Im from the o city, and I said it before
I was born to mack, call me playboy $hort
You wanna get freaky? look at the time
We could do the nasty, but its almost nine
My show starts at ten, I gots to go
Like the mack said, homie, pimp the ho
Check it out everybody, if you got two ears
Turn your radio up, short gog is here
If the bass aint kickin, pick up the phone
Dial 911, tell em: turn it on
Bumped a cute young tender in a tight red dress
She had a soft booty, and a real big chest
She said, I love you, said it again
At the motel freaked her and her friends
Like a too $hort rap, and everybody knows
Like the mack said, homie, pimp the hoes
Aint no need in playin games, none at all
Fakin like a giant when youre just too small
No need to rush, take your time
To adjust to the changes in my rhyme
To you rappers - tonights your night
You all jump straight up on your mic
Screamin Im the best, but let me see
I make a lotta money, could that be me?
He said, hell no, Im the king of the rap
Looked me in my eyes, said, deal with that
I said, hold on, buddy, dont talk that junk
You drank two 40s, now you must be drunk
He said, lets battle, I said go
Like the mack said, homie, I pimped the ho
All hail the king, go straight to hell
If your girlfriends freakin on a freaky tale
Better play your rap and take mine off
Before the bitch gets wet and youre still soft
No need to rush, take your time
To adjust to the changes in my rhyme
I was on the turf, cold chillin out
When a sucker mc got hit in the mouth
Tryin to find out if he can hang with me
The boy got hooked on the dope fiend beat
I said, bitch, what are you smokin?
It aint funny, cool, I aint jokin
You never shoulda said I was fakin the place
You wouldnta got socked straight in your face
Im the coldest mc on a microphone
Now the sucker mcs just leave me alone
They might suck on yours, but they cant get mine
Like the mack said, homie, pimp all the time
Im not talkin bout hookers in mini-skirts
When you pimp like me, put your mind to work
Its like 24 hoes, better known as tracks
When I grab that mic I spit these raps
I start workin the hoes, and it just dont stop
Its goin on till the panties drop
Im sir too $hort, like I said
Bitch cant lick, dont give me head
Had a fresh young tender, wont say her name
Its the same old story, ran the same old game
She can blow more head than a well blows water
The girl wont stop when she get started
Like the freak you married, I had to get with her
Aint no doubt, short dog would get her
Im a cold player, I cant lie
They call me playboy $hort, and I told you why
Im a mack, so get back
I put my tape in the deck in my cadillac
And as my ride goes on definitely
I speak each word loud as can be
Im the t-double o, and like I said
If your girlfriends freakin, I accept all head
Scream out the combination, and I open the lock
Plug in the mic jack, and then rock that ****
Back to back like the oakland raiders
In and out like your crossfaders
Makin people dance all over the floor
Lovin that rapper named sir too $hort
You got my bank, little girl, no time to act silly
Im dynamite, baby, and my name aint willy
Cold as hell, hard to stop
I spit these raps and rock yo block
Hit the city talkin bout, its goin on
And the next thing you know, the whole nations gone
Its too $hort on the mic
And Im spittin mo raps than any rapper you like
So all you suckers-worth rappers, you hate my beat
All I gotta say is, dont **** with me
My game is tight, my bank is made
You can hate big $hort, but I still get paid
You say, I cant, I say you can
Show respect, little boy, when you deal with a man
I saw you laughin when you came in the place
Punk, I start laughin when I spit in your face
See I know how I feel, I should be shut at dawn
But Im a true mc, I keep rockin on
I wont say Im best, wont declare Im bad
Im just a rappin mutha****a with a hard-ass rap
Too $hort cold comin up
Say a rap, homeoby, get the mic out your butt
Be a man if you can, cause it might get worse
You be walkin round town with a wig and a purse
No tellin whats next, I dont know
Like the mack said, homie, pimp the ho

(Ill be good to you
Youll be good to me
Anything you want
Or anything you need
I got my eye on you
And Im into you
Ill give you all my dough
You just pimp that ho)

Im never draggin when Im rhymin, cause I make a lotta money
I jump in my car, drop it if its sunny
Doggin the freaks, and all that shit
Long haired hoes with real big tits
Im a eastside player oh yes, I am
Grab the microphone and start makin grands
I take a freak to her room, not a hotel trick
I cold chill out at the motel six
Im ridin in the car, and I cant be found
Im the hardest mutha****a rappin from this town
My name is sir too $hort, and if you say so what?
I look you in your eye, and wouldnt give a ****
I live a california lifestyle, aint no trip
8 years on the mike, and aint faked it yet
So when you see me on stage, I wont blow you a kiss
I put my finger in the air and tell you just like this
Say bitch

Pimp the ho
 

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Learn to be a Pimp
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One of the most nessasary tools to a pimp. Be sure to have the above uniform satisfied if you want to be respected by your fellow pimpsAs the wise man Ice Cube once said, Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary, so I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry. The art and style of being a pimp has been handed down from generation to generation. Grandfather pimps have passed down their wisdom from their years in dealing with the hoe's and the johns. The question for wanna be pimp's though is this: If my family doesn't have a rich legacy in pimping the bitches how does one go about breaking into the business? Have no fear, with the help of this guide you will have your ladies turning tricks in no time!


1 Get the Right Stuff
1.1 Be Sure to have the Right Threads
1.2 Get a Gun
2 Get yo'self some bitches
2.1 Take over another pimp's territory
2.2 Charm yo ho's
2.3 Break a ho down
2.4 Get into drugs
2.5 Keep an eye out for troubled Teens
3 Tips

Get the Right Stuff
Be Sure to have the Right Threads
The secret to success is to look the part and being a pimp is no different. You have to have the pants, the hat, the cane and enough bling to blind your enemys as they try to shoot at you. A great website has come about which offers a one stop shop for wanna be pimps. At Pimp Hats you can supply all your pimping needs. They have Hats, Pimp Suits, Canes, Bling of all kinds and All kinds of Pimp Shoes. It is important to have the proper threads, everyone wants to be respected by their peers, and nothing would be worse than having your fellow pimps look down on you. When you get dressed in the morning you have to look like it was born on ya! It has to look like you got up that morning and slapped the nanny, told her to go get ya kids up.

Note: It is important to be sure that you get a good and solid pimp cane. Circumstances will inevitably arise where you will have to smack one of your hoes or john's and you don't want to suffer the embarrassment of having a broken cane.

Get a Gun
As a pimp you really have two options when it comes to carrying a piece. The first is your good old classic 9mm. A 9mm will get the job done and is easy to conceal. The weapon can be purchased at a cheap price and ammo is available just about every where you look. The 9mm is a good, light weight weapon that you will probably want to keep on you at all times. our standard issue pimp weaponYour other major option for a gun is Dirty Harry's weapon, a 44 magnum. The major advantages of a of a 44 are the same as its major disadvantages. The best reason to buy a magnum is the fact that it will literally scare the shit out of those who attempt to oppose you, like that local pimp who is trying to etch out some of your market when he sees you pull that thing out of your coat. Also the sound is a big benefit. After you smoke one of his bitches who ended up on your turf with your peacemaker, he'll know it's you and probably think twice before coming near you. The problem with the gun is that its heavy and bulky and can be a pain when you're trying to run from the police.

You will probably also want to have a shotgun and an Uzi lying around your pad just in case you have to go clean the streets for fight in a turf war. Try not to skimp on the hardware when buying the Uzi. Vinnie down the street may have a really good deal, but make sure you find out how well the previous owner cleaned it and got the blood out. It really sucks to give a nice long big speech before you ice someone and then when it comes time to pull the trigger the gun sticks. So, buyer beware.

The most important thing about the gun is that it looks impressive. Go for chrome plated, maybe even a mother-of-pearl grip. A grip like that really stands out when you have it stuck in the front of your belt. If you really representin', get a gold-plated Colt .45. The Colt has a big, scary hole in the front of it, and the gold will match your gold front teeth. You do have gold front teeth, right?

When you're pointing your gun at somebody, make sure you hold it sideways. This is very "fly," and will impress everybody. Everybody knows that sideways is the coolest way to hold a gun. Never mind that you'll never actually hit a target shooting that way. Aiming is for chumps, cops, and other non-pimps. **** aimin'?you a pimp

Get yo'self some bitches
Now obviously having bitches to hit the streets for you is of the utmost importance. Getting these girls however is not exactly the easiest job in the world. It may surprise you to learn that some girls are rather reluctant about getting out there and turning tricks. There are a number of paths to getting yourself a good supply of ladies, which one is for you is dependent on your personality and style of business.

Take over another pimp's territory
Doctors rarely start their own practices, same with dentists. They usually buy out another previously established pratice and go from there. Why should pimping be any different? Instead of buying out another pimp you simply take him out. Here is where your shotgun and Uzi come into play. The proper etiquette is to provide the rival pimp with the opportunity to get out of town. He will never take you up on this, but it is at least proper to ask. After he refuses, do with him what you will, just remember that you're going to want to use that office in the future and huge remodeling costs will really eat into your operational costs.

Charm yo ho's
The most effective weapon in a pimp's arsenal is his personality. Why is Snoop Dog considered a pimp-- blessed by the Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, an ex-pimp himself? He perfected the pimp mannerisms; he had game.

Ho's are never taken. They give themselves to a pimp. The process is called "choosing." A ho chooses her pimp, or the pimp needs to walk away. Only a chump gets mad at his ho because she wants to leave him, or the game-- a real pimp let's the ho go, after she gives up the dough.

In all relationships, the most reptilian, soulless partner will be the more dominant. Why? Because they don't care and the other person does. The pimp makes no compromise and for the pimp's respect, or affection, the ho must give up herself totally. It takes charm to achieve this effect-- a mix of dominance, style and psychological acumen. A pimp must learn a ho through and through, to know what buttons make her wet and what wet's her cheek with tears.

Break a ho down
If you can not get a ho to choose you, you might have to find a woman, and break her down into a ho.

The process is a stripping away of the woman's ego, a cultivation of her dependency and need, until she is nothing but a ho, willing to sell herself to a pimp for affection and security.

Begin by letting the ho know, from the beginning, that you don't, and will likely never, love her. If she stays, she's got a weakness for you: pimps exploit all weakness.

The ho must be isolated from everyone who would speak ill of the pimp; the pimp must mold the ho's language, so force her to use YOUR words. Call her Philly and make her call herself YOUR philly. Have her call tricks Bo Bos. Create unique phrases, use them, and induce her to use them too. This is a process of programming the mind, introducing strings which will corrupt and mold the whole.

The ho should be taken away from her familiar life, shipped out to friend's houses in other states; taken to rich places and nice resturants and all the while she must be SHOWN she is inferior to the pimp and that if the pimp takes his hand away, the ho will have nothing. Take her somewhere and threaten to leave her if she disobeys a particularly nasty order, like licking the pimp's asshole. If she disobeys, let her go: pimps don't chase.

After the ho obeys enough of the pimps orders to know her place, enough of a routine is established, the ho needs to be broken further: subject her to psychological abuse. **** other girls in front of her, then force her to join in. Break down her ego. Make her cry at least once a day, then give her a little affection and sugar when she's subdued enough.

When she is so broken down, isolated and friendless, you may or may not introduce hard drugs. If your game is tight, drugs may not be necessary.

Finally, have her suck a friend's dick. When she's sucking dick, under the pimp's supervision, she is suffiently broken to be given official Ho status.

The rest is upkeep. Keep her broken. But keep in her need, above all else: needing your money, your security and most of all, your attention.

Remember: The two main tactics are 1)build a compliance pattern, and 2)get her used to receiving abuse.

1) Get her saying "yes." Start small, ask her to do favors for you. Get her in the habit of giving you what you want. Gradually over time increase the nature of your demands. Make statements where her natural response is "yes." Start with the mundane, like the weather, then move on to things like love, then things like deep attachment, then finally, sex.

2) Give her a little pain now and again. Alternate with giving her happiness or pleasure. Start small, and gradually shift her tolerance to more pain. Reach her ultimate threshold, but don't surpass it. You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin it only once.

Get into drugs
Get a couple of pounds of blow and keep it tucked away. As you start to build a clientelle keep an eye on who really seems to need it. Eventually they won't be able to pay you for their nose candy fix, this is where you get them. Tell them that if they want some of the pure white snow they are going to have to hit the streets. If they refuse, feel free to slap them until they say yes. Keep this up until you have yourself a full cast of ladies to do the job for you.

Never touch the shit yourself. If you do, you loose focus and it ruins your game. The shit is fo de ho's, as a tool for upkeep, nothing more.

Keep an eye out for troubled Teens
Often times the best tricksters start out as troubled teens. Keep an eye out for these girls, they are like finding gold. If you can find a troubled girl and take her under your wing you will have created a loyal lady who stay by your side. The best places to look for these girls are battered teen shelters and runaway shelters. Then there's the old trick of finding them at the bus station, offering to take them in if they'll go to work for you.

Move 'em far from home. Separate them from old friends and surroundings. Flash the money. Make them hungry for it. Run 'em down, keep them tired and strung out -- that way they can't think. Feed them foods full of starches and sugars -- after the initial happy buzz each time, she'll wear down. This will produce insulin stupor.

Tell them their only chance in life on the streets is to hang with you; no one else wants them. Streets are like prison -- a dark, dangerous place, and tell her you can protect her if she'll be yo bitch. Hire your friends to pretend like they're gonna hurt her, and you stride on in to save the day. Make a show of your power, let her cling to you like a date in a scary movie.

Tips
Remember the golden rule, spare the cane, spoil the child. This rule is no different when it comes to keeping your bitches in line. If they think you are soft or not willing to really let them have it, they will become disobedient and hard to manage. However, keep in mind that you have to walk a fine line. If you are too rough, a ho will either be taken from the streets, or may buck the too-harsh treatment. Some pimps never need to lay a hand on their ho's: such is the power of their game.


Pimpin ain't easy


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