Are You a Net Junkie?
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop.
4. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You start using smileys in your snail mail
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6. If you're broke and your modem burns out, and you go to the streets to sell your body to get a new one.
7. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
8. You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading"
9. You start introducing yourself as "JohnSmith at Domain dot Com".
10. All of your friends have an @ in their names too.
11. Your cat has its own home page.
12. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
13. You check your mail. It says "no new messages". You check it again.
14. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
15. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
16. Your service provider calls YOU for tech support.
17. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
18. You tell the cab driver you live at "http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html".
19. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
20. After reading this, you immediately copy'n'paste it into an e-mail to all your friends.
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop.
4. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You start using smileys in your snail mail
)6. If you're broke and your modem burns out, and you go to the streets to sell your body to get a new one.
7. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
8. You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading"
9. You start introducing yourself as "JohnSmith at Domain dot Com".
10. All of your friends have an @ in their names too.
11. Your cat has its own home page.
12. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
13. You check your mail. It says "no new messages". You check it again.
14. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
15. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
16. Your service provider calls YOU for tech support.
17. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
18. You tell the cab driver you live at "http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html".
19. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
20. After reading this, you immediately copy'n'paste it into an e-mail to all your friends.
