AS I MATURE
>
> I've learned that no matter how
> much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
>
> I've learned that it takes years
> to build up trust, and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by
> on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a
> big weenie or huge boobs.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't
> compare yourself to others - they are
> more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking
> long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible
> for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how
> hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
> the passion fades, and there had
> better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most
> about in life are taken from you too soon
> and all the less important ones just never go away.
>
>
> I've learned that no matter how
> much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
>
> I've learned that it takes years
> to build up trust, and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by
> on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a
> big weenie or huge boobs.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't
> compare yourself to others - they are
> more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking
> long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible
> for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how
> hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
> the passion fades, and there had
> better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most
> about in life are taken from you too soon
> and all the less important ones just never go away.
>

