As I Mature

Blitz

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AS I MATURE
>
> I've learned that no matter how
> much I care, some people are just
> assholes.
>
> I've learned that it takes years
> to build up trust, and it only takes
> suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that you can get by
> on charm for about fifteen minutes.
> After that, you'd better have a
> big weenie or huge boobs.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't
> compare yourself to others - they are
> more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that you can keep puking
> long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible
> for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>
> I've learned that regardless of how
> hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
> the passion fades, and there had
> better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most
> about in life are taken from you too soon
> and all the less important ones just never go away.
>
 

TBONEZ0295

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OMG blitz couldn't you have waited on this post I'm still not over Chopsticks thread women have this thing about aging and it seems of late that every day I get on mad jacks there is something else :grins: MATURE is the polite way of saying getting older...................:D
 

Helen

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Spoken by some male members of Mad Jacks:

As I mature, I will learn that it is very unnecessary to pick a fight with the members of the women's softball team. It took me months to realize that even though they are really hot, they would have talked to me anyway. I know that kind of thing doesn't happen where I live and I know they wouldn't do it in the real world, but it was so simple over the internet. Now they all hate me, I just wish that I could have matured a little sooner.
 

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Mother Teresa's Prayer


People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Suceed anyway

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God:
It was never between you and them anyway


Peace,
LL
 

djv

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The saying is. Only the Good Die Young. So we may have lots of old trouble lurking here. Since the average age of a man death is now 120. Im very young thank you.
Blitz your first statment. You are correct. The world is full of assholes. All you can do is try not to become one. ;)
 
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