As I've Matured...

[NickiD]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack *sses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the *ss are permanent.

And my favorite......

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Nicki ~ great post!! I loved it!

Missy

 

[Private Petey]

suck up

suck up

Hey jasonsmom, just because niki backed you up in another thread doesn't mean you have to give kudos to her lame posts. Just an fyi.

PP

 

[NickiD]

Thanks for "gracing" my thread Little Pee Pee - its truly an honor

 

[Justinsmom829]

Niki ~ I am sorry I even came into this thread. Pee Pee follows me around like a little lost puppy dog. I keep telling him that middle aged balding men who live at home with mommy and daddy just don't do it for me but it seems he little crush is getting out of hand and he won't just let go. I ask Jack to give me an online restraining order against him he is looking into what he can do for me. He is just a sad excuse for a man.

Missy

 

[NickiD]

No Problem - don't be reluctant to post in my thread or anywhere for that matter - always appreciate your input, even if you do have a knat that usually follows

 

[Gatorbait]

I think Petey the Pri_ _ meant to say we need a female forum. Until then, sum of us here got the ladies' backs