There was a little old lady who was very spiritual
who would step out on her porch every day, raise
her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."
One day, an atheist bought the house next door
to her, and he became very irritated with the
spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling,
"Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside
on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady
couldn't get to the store, she went out on her
porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said,
"Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold,
and I have no more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there
were three bags of food on the porch, enough
to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.
The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and
said, "There is no Lord! Ha-ha-ha! I bought those
groceries!"
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky
and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me
groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
who would step out on her porch every day, raise
her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."
One day, an atheist bought the house next door
to her, and he became very irritated with the
spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling,
"Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside
on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady
couldn't get to the store, she went out on her
porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said,
"Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold,
and I have no more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there
were three bags of food on the porch, enough
to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.
The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and
said, "There is no Lord! Ha-ha-ha! I bought those
groceries!"
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky
and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me
groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
