Playoff Prospectus: Oakland Athletics vs. Minnesota Twins
by Derek Zumsteg
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This is my favorite playoff series, if only because it's going to finally put the lie to Bud Selig's constant lament that no team in the lower half of payroll has ever advanced beyond the first round of the playoffs. The Twins and the A's were respectively 27th and 28th in ESPN's Opening Day payroll tally. I'm surprised that the right Honorable Commissioner didn't intervene and 'fix' the matchups in what he might see as the best interests of baseball. One of these teams will win three games and advance, only to be immediately heralded as an aberration, no matter what happens when they face the Yankees.
Lineups (AVG/OBP/SLG/EqA)
Oakland Athletics
DH-B Ray Durham (.289/.374/.450/.296)*
1B-L Scott Hatteberg (.280/.374/.433/.292)
SS-R Miguel Tejada (.308/.354/.508/.300)
3B-L Eric Chavez (.275/.348/.513/.296)
RF-R Jermaine Dye (.252/.333/.459/.281)
LF-L David Justice (.266/.376/.410/.289)
2B-R Mark Ellis (.272/.359/.394/.277)
CF-L Terrence Long (.240/.298/.390/.245)
C-R Ramon Hernandez (.233/.313/.335/.241)
* combined season totals
Minnesota Twins
LF-L Jacque Jones (.300/.341/.511/.287)
SS-B Cristian Guzman (.273/.292/.385/.236)
3B-L Corey Koskie (.267/.368/.447/.286)
DH-L David Ortiz (.272/.339/.500/.290)
CF-R Torii Hunter (.289/.334/.524/.294)
1B-L Doug Mientkiewicz (.261/.365/.392/.276)
RF-R Dustan Mohr (.269/.325/.433/.265)
C-L A.J. Pierzynski (.300/.334/.439/.271)
2B-R Luis Rivas (.256/.305/.392/.246)
Feel free to swap Mientkiewicz into #3 and Koskie to #6. I won't mind.
The A's have a better offense than the Twins do. Sure, if you're making a player-by-player comparison, you can say "oh, but Torii Hunter's better than Long, so that's one for the Twins, and then A.J.....". No. The A's field three guys better than the Twins' best hitter.
Both teams have offensive holes, certainly. The A's would love for this post-season to be played under America's Cup rules, where the winner can take the loser's hull, for instance, and use it in the next race. The A's could take A.J. Pierzynski and Torii Hunter to replace Hernandez and Long (both of whom got overly generous multi-year deals in the off-season), along with most of a bullpen (we'll get to that in a minute). Meanwhile the Yankees would beat the Angels and pick up nobody.
The Twins have a couple of similar holes this season in Guzman and Rivas (when healthy). They're both being played for their gloves along with Mientkiewicz, while the A's are more willing to punt those positions for the bats they so easily turn up, like Scott Hatteberg.
The story, of course, is going to be two low-budget teams defying baseball, one of them slated for destruction so their quadrillionaire owner could make an extra $250m. You've got your choice of young, scrappy heroes: the blue-collar, working-class little-ball offense of the Twins against the swaggering, working-class blue-collar baseball of the A's. Will scrap and grit overcome the three-run homer? Oakland's team line is .261/.339/.431, while the Twins put up a .272/.332/.437. Looks pretty even as long as you ignore the Metrodome being a hitter's park while the Al Davis Reconfigurable Hole plays as a pitcher's park; the respective ballpark effects on run-scoring from 1999-2001 show up with the Metrodome clocking in at 110, and the ADRH at 90.
The real key here is that the Twins are going to see Hudson-Mulder-Zito the first three games, and they suck against lefties. The Twins put up a bad .252/.318/.411 line against southpaws this season. If you're into even smaller sample sizes, they hit a pathetic .234/.279/.383 against the A's this year. The reverse is interesting -- the A's hit .267/.337/.430, almost 60 points of OPS goodness. Yeah, I know, that's not fair because the Twins have been patching their rotation together with seaweed and snot. But there it remains. Even if Hudson fails, Mulder and Zito are going to eat this offense like so much delicious clubhouse nigiri.
Bench
Oakland Athletics
1B/OF-L John Mabry (.276/.324/.526/.292)
1B-R Olmedo Saenz (.271/.350/.465/.289)
UT-R Randy Velarde (.227/.327/.333/.251)
OF-R Eric Byrnes (.247/.294/.430/.264)
OF-R Adam Piatt (.237/307/.407/.256)
C-L Greg Myers (.224/.343/.385/.267)
INF-R Frank Menechino (.200/.309/323/.236)
Minnesota Twins
OF/1B-R Michael Cuddyer (.257/.305/.431/.261)
DH-R Matt LeCroy (.260/.303/.448/.257)
OF-B Bobby Kielty (.289/405/.474/.312)
UT-B Denny Hocking (.251/.311/.324/.229)
C-R Tom Prince (.226/.319/.395/.250)
OF-R Mike Restovich (AAA: .285/.353/.542; major league EqA: .251)
Here's a bold prediction, the kind you can only get with the kind of in-depth analysis you get on Internet web sites that offer playoff preview coverage: If this series ends up an epic battle of late-inning pinch-hitting dramatics, it will be a surprise.
With three starters, Oakland's probably going to go in with six relievers, which leaves room for six guys on the bench, although they're not much help. As much as I'm a card-carrying member of the Billy Beane fan club, was that really the best bench he could hook us up with? Couldn't he have ripped off the Brewers for Matt Stairs and Israel Alcantara? Sure, Mabry's hit well, but... John Mabry has hit well? I mean seriously, come on now. How long before he turns up on Fox's "Wildest Alien Autopsies Gone Wrong" (coming this fall, narrated by Jonathan Frakes)? What's interesting to me is that Mabry/Saenz offer two almost-identical pinch-hitting options: guys who can get the ball in play and hit for decent power. Potentially Art Howe could burn them in every game with amusing on-deck antics, announcing one and sending the other up if they put in a new reliever, or sending one up in the other's uniform. Seriously, how many people could describe John Mabry or Olmedo Saenz well enough for a police sketch artist, not including Chris Kahrl and other people who are professionally obsessed with bench depth and the 11th man in the bullpen? Four? Five?
Restovich is only wishful thinking on my part. You name Mike Duvall, who's on the 60-day DL, to the playoff roster, and then replace him with Restovich, using the Seattle Mariners Memorial Playoff Roster Loophole. Cuddyer and Restovich could be worth some runs against Mulder/Zito in tight late-inning situations. I'd go farther than that and look to replace one of the lefties with Cuddyer/Restovich in the starting lineup. However, the Twins have already made their decision, sending Restovich away to the AFL.
Denny Hocking may not have a huge impact on the way the series breaks, but he'll certainly make our lives more entertaining with his post-game quote antics. If Denny Hocking came to my town as a stand-up act, I'd be there with bells on. There should be a post-season roster spot available for hilarious bench jockeys who would still get a full share of the winnings.
by Derek Zumsteg
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This is my favorite playoff series, if only because it's going to finally put the lie to Bud Selig's constant lament that no team in the lower half of payroll has ever advanced beyond the first round of the playoffs. The Twins and the A's were respectively 27th and 28th in ESPN's Opening Day payroll tally. I'm surprised that the right Honorable Commissioner didn't intervene and 'fix' the matchups in what he might see as the best interests of baseball. One of these teams will win three games and advance, only to be immediately heralded as an aberration, no matter what happens when they face the Yankees.
Lineups (AVG/OBP/SLG/EqA)
Oakland Athletics
DH-B Ray Durham (.289/.374/.450/.296)*
1B-L Scott Hatteberg (.280/.374/.433/.292)
SS-R Miguel Tejada (.308/.354/.508/.300)
3B-L Eric Chavez (.275/.348/.513/.296)
RF-R Jermaine Dye (.252/.333/.459/.281)
LF-L David Justice (.266/.376/.410/.289)
2B-R Mark Ellis (.272/.359/.394/.277)
CF-L Terrence Long (.240/.298/.390/.245)
C-R Ramon Hernandez (.233/.313/.335/.241)
* combined season totals
Minnesota Twins
LF-L Jacque Jones (.300/.341/.511/.287)
SS-B Cristian Guzman (.273/.292/.385/.236)
3B-L Corey Koskie (.267/.368/.447/.286)
DH-L David Ortiz (.272/.339/.500/.290)
CF-R Torii Hunter (.289/.334/.524/.294)
1B-L Doug Mientkiewicz (.261/.365/.392/.276)
RF-R Dustan Mohr (.269/.325/.433/.265)
C-L A.J. Pierzynski (.300/.334/.439/.271)
2B-R Luis Rivas (.256/.305/.392/.246)
Feel free to swap Mientkiewicz into #3 and Koskie to #6. I won't mind.
The A's have a better offense than the Twins do. Sure, if you're making a player-by-player comparison, you can say "oh, but Torii Hunter's better than Long, so that's one for the Twins, and then A.J.....". No. The A's field three guys better than the Twins' best hitter.
Both teams have offensive holes, certainly. The A's would love for this post-season to be played under America's Cup rules, where the winner can take the loser's hull, for instance, and use it in the next race. The A's could take A.J. Pierzynski and Torii Hunter to replace Hernandez and Long (both of whom got overly generous multi-year deals in the off-season), along with most of a bullpen (we'll get to that in a minute). Meanwhile the Yankees would beat the Angels and pick up nobody.
The Twins have a couple of similar holes this season in Guzman and Rivas (when healthy). They're both being played for their gloves along with Mientkiewicz, while the A's are more willing to punt those positions for the bats they so easily turn up, like Scott Hatteberg.
The story, of course, is going to be two low-budget teams defying baseball, one of them slated for destruction so their quadrillionaire owner could make an extra $250m. You've got your choice of young, scrappy heroes: the blue-collar, working-class little-ball offense of the Twins against the swaggering, working-class blue-collar baseball of the A's. Will scrap and grit overcome the three-run homer? Oakland's team line is .261/.339/.431, while the Twins put up a .272/.332/.437. Looks pretty even as long as you ignore the Metrodome being a hitter's park while the Al Davis Reconfigurable Hole plays as a pitcher's park; the respective ballpark effects on run-scoring from 1999-2001 show up with the Metrodome clocking in at 110, and the ADRH at 90.
The real key here is that the Twins are going to see Hudson-Mulder-Zito the first three games, and they suck against lefties. The Twins put up a bad .252/.318/.411 line against southpaws this season. If you're into even smaller sample sizes, they hit a pathetic .234/.279/.383 against the A's this year. The reverse is interesting -- the A's hit .267/.337/.430, almost 60 points of OPS goodness. Yeah, I know, that's not fair because the Twins have been patching their rotation together with seaweed and snot. But there it remains. Even if Hudson fails, Mulder and Zito are going to eat this offense like so much delicious clubhouse nigiri.
Bench
Oakland Athletics
1B/OF-L John Mabry (.276/.324/.526/.292)
1B-R Olmedo Saenz (.271/.350/.465/.289)
UT-R Randy Velarde (.227/.327/.333/.251)
OF-R Eric Byrnes (.247/.294/.430/.264)
OF-R Adam Piatt (.237/307/.407/.256)
C-L Greg Myers (.224/.343/.385/.267)
INF-R Frank Menechino (.200/.309/323/.236)
Minnesota Twins
OF/1B-R Michael Cuddyer (.257/.305/.431/.261)
DH-R Matt LeCroy (.260/.303/.448/.257)
OF-B Bobby Kielty (.289/405/.474/.312)
UT-B Denny Hocking (.251/.311/.324/.229)
C-R Tom Prince (.226/.319/.395/.250)
OF-R Mike Restovich (AAA: .285/.353/.542; major league EqA: .251)
Here's a bold prediction, the kind you can only get with the kind of in-depth analysis you get on Internet web sites that offer playoff preview coverage: If this series ends up an epic battle of late-inning pinch-hitting dramatics, it will be a surprise.
With three starters, Oakland's probably going to go in with six relievers, which leaves room for six guys on the bench, although they're not much help. As much as I'm a card-carrying member of the Billy Beane fan club, was that really the best bench he could hook us up with? Couldn't he have ripped off the Brewers for Matt Stairs and Israel Alcantara? Sure, Mabry's hit well, but... John Mabry has hit well? I mean seriously, come on now. How long before he turns up on Fox's "Wildest Alien Autopsies Gone Wrong" (coming this fall, narrated by Jonathan Frakes)? What's interesting to me is that Mabry/Saenz offer two almost-identical pinch-hitting options: guys who can get the ball in play and hit for decent power. Potentially Art Howe could burn them in every game with amusing on-deck antics, announcing one and sending the other up if they put in a new reliever, or sending one up in the other's uniform. Seriously, how many people could describe John Mabry or Olmedo Saenz well enough for a police sketch artist, not including Chris Kahrl and other people who are professionally obsessed with bench depth and the 11th man in the bullpen? Four? Five?
Restovich is only wishful thinking on my part. You name Mike Duvall, who's on the 60-day DL, to the playoff roster, and then replace him with Restovich, using the Seattle Mariners Memorial Playoff Roster Loophole. Cuddyer and Restovich could be worth some runs against Mulder/Zito in tight late-inning situations. I'd go farther than that and look to replace one of the lefties with Cuddyer/Restovich in the starting lineup. However, the Twins have already made their decision, sending Restovich away to the AFL.
Denny Hocking may not have a huge impact on the way the series breaks, but he'll certainly make our lives more entertaining with his post-game quote antics. If Denny Hocking came to my town as a stand-up act, I'd be there with bells on. There should be a post-season roster spot available for hilarious bench jockeys who would still get a full share of the winnings.

