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OK FDC if you nail this one I'll be very impressed.


I'm thinking about street racing the cocksucker down the street that thinks his new hemi Dodge Challenger is the shit... There is a quarter mile strip on an old deserted highway locally and that's where the shit is gonna hit the fan.
I play to win so... I'm gonna mix up a batch of nitromethane to propel my ride so I can kick this guys ass. What do I need to make it?
Damn you google!

:mj07: :mj07:

Dow chemical makes a Nitromethane additive that can be used a 10% mixture rate with regular gasoline without making any adjustments to the motor. You may also mix it at 20-30% but this requires adjustments. You can see the necessary adjustments http://www.kennedysdynotune.com/Nitromethane%20Tech%20Tips.htm
 

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What can be inferred of the members who love to post link to the trannies? Is it all in fun or is there some untapped deeper feeling that they need to explore?

Well, rest assured that except for myself, they have all been tapped deeply and fully explored already except for comfortable1. Unfortunately, he will not be able to say that anymore come Sunday morning.

One can infer anything but if you are asking me, the great FDC, if there is any information we can glean from their penchant for penis, well then yes. They enjoy a good joke and some of them enjoy a good penis and have deeply suppressed feelings of inadequacy with other men's wives.



Next question.
 

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Trampled and Shawn555 :mj07:
 

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My neighbor claims to have 'stolen' Sadaam's pool table from his palace. He then got permission from his CO all the way up the chain to the Pentgon to keep it and take it home. He said it was jewel encrusted and covered in gold. He said when he was going home from his tour, it was being loaded on to his ship, the rope broke, and it fell to the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

1). Is this whole story a complete and boldfaced lie (I think so), and if so, what is his motivation?

2). If true, were soldiers in the second Iraq war allowed to keep spoils of war directly linked to Sadaam?
 

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My neighbor claims to have 'stolen' Sadaam's pool table from his palace. He then got permission from his CO all the way up the chain to the Pentgon to keep it and take it home. He said it was jewel encrusted and covered in gold. He said when he was going home from his tour, it was being loaded on to his ship, the rope broke, and it fell to the bottom of the Persian Gulf.

1). Is this whole story a complete and boldfaced lie (I think so), and if so, what is his motivation?

2). If true, were soldiers in the second Iraq war allowed to keep spoils of war directly linked to Sadaam?

Spoils of war legislation was passed long prior to the second Iraq war. While it has certainly happened as you can see some of Hussein's things on e-bay but they are generally smaller in nature.

Also, regardless if the pool table was jewel encrusted or not it would still have to be disassembled in order to transport it. My question is why the rope would break putting on the ship. What did he use to transport it to the ship. Also,I do not see any jewel encrusted pool tables surviving the ruined wreckage of his residences.

Sometimes, even soldiers sensationalize things when telling stories concerning their bravery when they cannot be proven. I served with several men that seem to be much more of a bad ass now then I seem to remember their stories as they happened.
It is a lie, but a lie he heard from someone else first and took a liking to it and now adopted it as his own.
 

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Fatdaddydamous,
What is in seasons,seconds,centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
 

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Fat Daddy Cool,

Thank you for your wisdom here at MJ's. You are a true Oracle. My questions are twofold:

1. Should I outsource more work to India or should I just pay a steeper price and have an American do it for me?

2. I have noticed the price of black beans increasing at my grocery store? This is blasphemy, I like to get my black beans for a reasonable price. Why is this?

kneifl
 

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You know FDC this is a good thread. I no longer think of you as just a fat stupid fuck or a dipshit. I'm seeing a completly different side of your personality and it's very refreshing. You aren't the Old asshole FDC I used to know. Have you found religion or maybe just turned over a new leaf? Whatever your secret is I'm proud of you for this thread.

:0074
 

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Fat Daddy Cool,

Thank you for your wisdom here at MJ's. You are a true Oracle. My questions are twofold:

1. Should I outsource more work to India or should I just pay a steeper price and have an American do it for me?

2. I have noticed the price of black beans increasing at my grocery store? This is blasphemy, I like to get my black beans for a reasonable price. Why is this?

kneifl

Hello Jon,
You should definitely pay the higher price for American workers, however you will have to look into ways to lean out your logistics. Also, one of your employees will develop a crush on you and slowly turn against you due to continued snubbing. This employee will not be with you next August.

The black bean is generally grown in Michigan, Minnesota and North Dakota. Prices per bushel for a grower fetches $30-32 in Minny and North Dakota while Michigan beans are higher at $35 per bushel. This is due to the distinct flavor and plumper size that the Michigan beans perennially provide and are used for public retail and export. The Minnesota beans are used in canned vegetables while N. Dakota supplies close to 78% of the restaurants black beans and feed beans for livestock. In the past few years both North Dakota and Minnesota have suffered from warmer summers and some serious erosion problems of the soil. This has lead to a degradation of the nitrogen content in the soil, thereby decreasing the size and growth rate of the beans. Availability of these beans has slipped causing more demand for Michigan beans. Michigan, now being a right to work state, raised the prices immediately past the speculated prices so they can pay their shitty governor more money, (I made that part up). The market has seen no dip in production of black beans on a whole though as it has remained steady with most
shipments consisting of previously contracted beans. According to the latest
crop progress report by USDA-NASS, total dry edible bean production is up 60
percent from last year at 31.8 million cwt. Also planted
acreage has increased 43 percent to 1.74 million acres, and yields are forecasted to
increase 170 pounds from the previous year at 1,873 pounds per acre. On January 8th, 2013 another report will be issued and it is speculated that futures will decrease overall price by .02-.05 cents per can.
 

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You know FDC this is a good thread. I no longer think of you as just a fat stupid fuck or a dipshit. I'm seeing a completly different side of your personality and it's very refreshing. You aren't the Old asshole FDC I used to know. Have you found religion or maybe just turned over a new leaf? Whatever your secret is I'm proud of you for this thread.

:0074

Thank you very much for the kind words. It has been nice not having to argue with you to be frank.

I am seeing that you are considering buying a new phone sometime soon (ask Jaek about good phones) and that you are not pleased with the Apple phone. I cannot see if it is a 4s or a 5 but you return it and get a Samsung prior to the Spring season.
 

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Thank you very much for the kind words. It has been nice not having to argue with you to be frank.

I am seeing that you are considering buying a new phone sometime soon (ask Jaek about good phones) and that you are not pleased with the Apple phone. I cannot see if it is a 4s or a 5 but you return it and get a Samsung prior to the Spring season.

Who's this frank guy?
 

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Hello Jon,
You should definitely pay the higher price for American workers, however you will have to look into ways to lean out your logistics. Also, one of your employees will develop a crush on you and slowly turn against you due to continued snubbing. This employee will not be with you next August.

The black bean is generally grown in Michigan, Minnesota and North Dakota. Prices per bushel for a grower fetches $30-32 in Minny and North Dakota while Michigan beans are higher at $35 per bushel. This is due to the distinct flavor and plumper size that the Michigan beans perennially provide and are used for public retail and export. The Minnesota beans are used in canned vegetables while N. Dakota supplies close to 78% of the restaurants black beans and feed beans for livestock. In the past few years both North Dakota and Minnesota have suffered from warmer summers and some serious erosion problems of the soil. This has lead to a degradation of the nitrogen content in the soil, thereby decreasing the size and growth rate of the beans. Availability of these beans has slipped causing more demand for Michigan beans. Michigan, now being a right to work state, raised the prices immediately past the speculated prices so they can pay their shitty governor more money, (I made that part up). The market has seen no dip in production of black beans on a whole though as it has remained steady with most
shipments consisting of previously contracted beans. According to the latest
crop progress report by USDA-NASS, total dry edible bean production is up 60
percent from last year at 31.8 million cwt. Also planted
acreage has increased 43 percent to 1.74 million acres, and yields are forecasted to
increase 170 pounds from the previous year at 1,873 pounds per acre. On January 8th, 2013 another report will be issued and it is speculated that futures will decrease overall price by .02-.05 cents per can.

:0074 :0074

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