Ask me about your future or anything you want to know the answer to.

[Betone]

They will be rescued by a 17 year old girl trying to be the first solo female to sail around the world's oceans. Unfortunately, just two days after rescue she falls ill and stops breathing. Nole and Ponch having been stranded on the island now are both so completely gay and committed to each other, plus that fact that their extreme anal gaping due to years of wearing coconuts up their asses due to the fact that the have no astroglide, causes explosive diarrhea, have become so gay that they both throw up trying to give her cpr. Ultimately, nole is convicted and ponch acquitted. Ponch visits him once in prison and ends up running off with Travolta. Nole quickly adapts to life as a cell block bitch.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[fatdaddycool]

Movie rights?




:shrug:

I was going to title it "stranded" or "A man undone" but I think I will just keep it simple and go with "The Hung Grrrrr Games"

 

[freelancc]

will jack get my phone message before the Mayan Apocalypse on 12-21-12:shrug:

 

[fatdaddycool]

will jack get my phone message before the Mayan Apocalypse on 12-21-12:shrug:

Jaek has received your message. Unfortunately, his mind runs about two weeks behind so he will return your call sometime around 1146a cst on Friday. Strangely enough, you never get a Madjacks t-shirt.

 

[hedgehog]

If TU and Hedge were stranded out on a small island for one year alone together, what would happen when the one year was over?

:sadwave:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

If TU and Hedge were stranded out on a small island for one year alone together, what would happen when the one year was over?

I bet I could survive for at least three years with all the meat that fat ass is carrying around.

 

[SixFive]

I bet I could survive for at least three years with all the meat that fat ass is carrying around.

so, u would eat Hedgehog's ass? :shrug: That explains a lot. opcorn2

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

so, u would eat Hedgehog's ass? :shrug: That explains a lot. opcorn2

Don't worry. I would save his little smokey for you.

 

[greggraffin]

I bet I could survive for at least three years with all the meat that fat ass is carrying around.

:0002

 

[greggraffin]

on behalf of our leader, will the Ravens led by Flacco win a superbowl?

 

[The Boys]

I turn 66 years old today, will I live to see 67?

 

[fatdaddycool]

I turn 66 years old today, will I live to see 67?

Congrats, today my daughter turned 28

 

[fatdaddycool]

I turn 66 years old today, will I live to see 67?

Yes you will live to see past 70

 

[fatdaddycool]

on behalf of our leader, will the Ravens led by Flacco win a superbowl?

Yes, they will. However, this will be more than 13 years away and Flacco will be head coach at the time. Ed Reed will be the defensive backs coach. Johnny Football will be quarterbacking them.

 

[Morris]

Should I go pee first or take the pills that make me pee first or go pee first....well you get the idea.