Assault of my sausage??????????
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Rumor out of Vegas has it Simon had $20 on the Yellow Sausage to win......
Question:
If the two sausages that fell last night were unable to race today, do the become the missing link?
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Question:
If the two sausages that fell last night were unable to race today, do the become the missing link?
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does anyone know how the league came up with the figure of $432 to fine simon? why not $425 or $450 as a fine?
I think they watch the market for what sausage is trading for at the moment of the fall,then they take the weight of the girl wearing the sausage and divide it by the price of the now damaged sausage. Since there was also a nearby sausage slightly damaged,they also factor in the weight pro-rated by the market value,at the time that the first sausage was actually slammed by the ball bat.:spotting: :jump: :spotting:
Very good MJB, LOL.Actually, Simon was given a disorderly conduct misdemeanor charge of reckless endangerment by a weapon(bat uncorked), which carries a county fine of $432.00~
The 19 yr old sausage girl was very nice on the interviews I saw and said she was surprised by all the hoopla that surrounded this fiasco.
My money is always on the Bratwurst when I visit Miller Park!!! Something about the gas produced by this sausage that makes it a winner
