at lax/iraqi man found with a magnet in his ass and wires in clothing

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - ""Officials detained an Iraqi man during a security scare at Los Angeles International airport on Tuesday but said a suspicious object found in a body cavity search did not pose a threat.

The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, was detained at passenger screening at the airport just before 6 a.m. on Tuesday morning.

The bomb squad was called as a precaution and authorities said they found wires in his clothing and a magnet inside a lower body cavity.

The man was preparing to board a US Airways flight to Philadelphia. The flight left without the passenger but with his luggage aboard.""

man,i hate when that happens....can you say massive security "hole"(pun intended)...and did he have his credit cards stuffed up his arse?.....very possible that the magnets rendered them useless....

maybe he was just working on his golf game?...

maybe he figured that if he stayed in the revolving doors long enough, he could produce enough current to recharge his cell phone?...


orrrr......to be serious for a second....a magnet can be used to retrieve something surreptitiously planted (ahead of time) in an otherwise inaccessible place behind the bulkhead....or some other place in the plane?....

orrr...magnets, polished stone, wires and chewing gum....what`s that resemble?...


two words for ya`....""dry run"".... possibly to see if it`s possible to assemble your bomb in stages??...

i mean,surely you couldn't smuggle a whole bomb up your ass...could you?....(spytheweb:idea:)

hmmmm...this is scary....

btw...why wasn`t he locked up?....at the very least this was an incredible hazard to other passengers/..."hey, buddy – my watch just flew up your butt !?!”......

sheesh...
 

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His explanation was that the rock in his rectum helped 'relax him' when he flew. I guess that was enough for authorities. :shrug:
 

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"hey, rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit (magnet) out of my arse?"

"but that trick never works, bullwinkle."....

lol...

""But airport security agents initially considered the odd assortment of objects in al-Maliki's rectum alarming enough to order an extra search of the flight he was scheduled to take.

They were described as a magnet wrapped with a piece of gum in a napkin and then coiled with wire; and some kind of round, polished stone.""


is it possible that they`re stupid enough to honestly believe that this guy was just a little eccentric?.....

i have to believe that this guy wil be under some sort of surveillance....
 

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man,i hate when that happens....can you say massive security "hole"(pun intended)...and did he have his credit cards stuffed up his arse?.....very possible that the magnets rendered them useless....

maybe he was just working on his golf game?...

maybe he figured that if he stayed in the revolving doors long enough, he could produce enough current to recharge his cell phone?...


lol. good ones.
 

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this stuff is amazing....in all seriousness,guys, one of the chinks in our armor in this war on terror is the cartoonishly diabolical nature of the enemy.....

we are literally in a war with "butt bombers"?...the threat is real, if fantastical and hilarious and stupid and evil all at the same time. ...

hypothetical...for the guys that travel alot....if he had gotten on the plane and went to the can, would he have been stuck to the toilet seat for the entire flight?....

i mean,are the crapper`s steel,aluminum or what?
 

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The new "McGuyver" . :com:

"fadhel al-maliki mcguyver".....lol.....jesus,what`s this world coming to?....

does the man that sits behind this dude risk losing his amalgam fillings?...

i don`t know about you guys,but i`m anal about my ass....i`m not crazy about some gov`t employee sticking their fingers up my touqouse....

that`s where we`re heading,i`m afraid....

i`m taking the frigging train...
 

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Is that how you spell tuccuss? I never new.

lol...you got me there,man....your spelling is probably closer than mine...mine looks more like toulouse latrec....

whoa.....i just saw on the wire that they grabbed a guy at thurgood marshall airport in maryland..... with an "artificial sphincter!!"....

ohhh shit....
 

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Weasel, you actually made me laugh out loud. But is this true, they let him go?
 

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Weasel, you actually made me laugh out loud. But is this true, they let him go?


yeah they did...i have to believe that they don`t have some contingency for surveilling this guy and who he associates with....

i know you guys think i`m paranoid:)shrug: :D :D ).....but,if i`m on a plane and i see a mediterranean type acting like he has hemorrhoids and rubbing his ass back and forth across the seat....i`m throwing him on the floor and calling security......
 
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Weasal i cant wait to here smurph comment on this. I think he is right. You must have one of those ticker tapes. The one they have in bars that show sports scores. its in your house and it only alerts you to these type of stories. Since this plane was heading towrds philly thanks for the heads up.
 

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Oh and by the way Weasal when i owned my restaurant it was in a strip mall. I had the one corner and a Pakistan man had the other. He had one of those gas station mini mart type of deals. He was a real nice guy but not the best with hygiene. Well, his wife came in my shop one day and asked my girl if she wanted to run to the supermarket with her. I told my girl to go and pick me up a few things. Well ,when my girl got back she said the strangest thing happen. She said her and the Pakistan lady were over at the produce and the pakistan lady saw the Idaho potatoes and said to my girl in her Pakistan accent "Lookie those look like my husbands". My girl said my god are his nuts that big? She said in her accent "no dirty".
I was gonna write this earlier in another thread but 6/5 and bran would think i thought all paki's nuts were dirty.
 

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Oh and by the way Weasal when i owned my restaurant it was in a strip mall. I had the one corner and a Pakistan man had the other. He had one of those gas station mini mart type of deals. He was a real nice guy but not the best with hygiene. Well, his wife came in my shop one day and asked my girl if she wanted to run to the supermarket with her. I told my girl to go and pick me up a few things. Well ,when my girl got back she said the strangest thing happen. She said her and the Pakistan lady were over at the produce and the pakistan lady saw the Idaho potatoes and said to my girl in her Pakistan accent "Lookie those look like my husbands". My girl said my god are his nuts that big? She said in her accent "no dirty".
I was gonna write this earlier in another thread but 6/5 and bran would think i thought all paki's nuts were dirty.

potato sized coulumes?...hmmm...i think a i recall an old "roadrunner" cartoon in which wile-e-coyote used "acme trick balls"......????...

well,maybe not.... my memory`s a bit fuzzy on that one....

this is funny shit,though,ain`t it spongy.....

what if this guy claims he doesn't know how the magnet got there?......in the future,does that mean we`ll be asked at check in if our ass has at any time left our possession?.....

i`m running this one into the ground...get the hook...

i`m kidding,but this is downright scary.....what`s really scary is that they sent his luggage forward...and that they considered that this guy "did not pose a threat".......

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potato sized coulumes?...hmmm...i think a i recall an old "roadrunner" cartoon in which wile-e-coyote used "acme trick balls"......????...

well,maybe not.... my memory`s a bit fuzzy on that one....

this is funny shit,though,ain`t it spongy.....

what if this guy claims he doesn't know how the magnet got there?......in the future,does that mean we`ll be asked at check in if our ass has at any time left our possession?.....

i`m running this one into the ground...get the hook...


you might be on to something with the dry run theory. :scared Was thinking of going to vegas in June but i may have to rethink this. Weasal back before 9/11 its common knowledge a few people were told not to fly. Guys like Ashcroft. Listen we are all pal s here so if Rush or one of those righties you back gets any tips on flying could you pass it on to your buddy?
Saw on spike tv last night an old fight between Silvia the guy that beat rich franklin. All this talk about what a chin the guy had who was fighting him didnt quite help. I think he beat him in about 30 seconds.
 
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