Attention Golfer

Brian Thomas

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This sign is posted at a smoky mountain Golf club in Whittier North Carolina-

1-Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2-Form a loose grip.
3-Keep your head down.
4-Avoid a quick back swing.
5- Stay out of the water.
6-Try not to hit anyone.
7-If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8-Don't stand directly in front of others.
9-Quiet please . . .while others are preparing to go.
10-Don't take extra strokes.

Well done!

Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
 
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