Australian Open

[kickserv]

BetMGM is somewhere in between.

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That is not their LIVE BETTING rule......

We are talking about LIVE BETTING here Smitty, wake up and get with it 🤦‍♀️

 

[kickserv]

Yeah, free money sucks.

Well yes I guess there are positives when you deal with an incompetent SportsBook, sometimes it works out for ya.

Of course when you are on "the other side" of incompetence, that is when you are fucked.

 

[kickserv]

I'm playing pickleball in 8 hours.

I took Smitty to win in straight sets, hopefully he doesn't retire early.

 

[Smitty]

Sinner in straight sets 2.4 to win 2
Shelton Under 0.5 breaks of serve 2 to win 3.5
Mladenovic/Guinard 2 to win 2.6. Fuck it, gonna keep riding 'em.

Parlay: Sinner in SS/Dabrowski & Stefani to win a set 2 to win 3.1
Parlay: Dabs & Stefani to win a set/Swiatek Under 13.5 2 to win 2.9
Parlay: Rybakina/Mertens & Zhang/Alcaraz (tomorrow) 2 to win 3

I want to bet Musetti, but he's such a choker I can't do it. The best bet is probably wait for him to get a lead, maybe a set, and then bet the scumbagassholedouchebag.

The roller coaster continues. Perfect day yesterday, pending Alcaraz tomorrow.

Don't love anything tonight. Mertens/Zhang should roll, but they're priced accordingly. Tempted to parlay them with Stefani/DabrowskiCA, but not excited to bet against Danilina/Krunic right now.

I just bet these for tomorrow...

Sinner in straight sets 7.5 to win 5. I want to go so fucking huge on this bet, but I'm showing some restraint. Unless Sinner takes pity on the husk of a man that he's playing, it won't be close. Jannik has won the last nine sets against assholescumbagassholedispshitasshole, and 5 of the 6 sets they've played on outdoor hard courts. However, the only set Sinner lost was here 2 years ago.

Mladenovic/Guinard 4.3 to win 4. Not gonna stop now.

 

[kickserv]

The roller coaster continues. Perfect day yesterday