B. I. B. L. E
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har dee har har
curious though, a non-believers definition would include the word "burning"!
read your bible
May I suggest psalm 34 (one of my favorites!)
curious though, a non-believers definition would include the word "burning"!
read your bible
May I suggest psalm 34 (one of my favorites!)
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Buddy - are you referring to the song by Gza? That is what came to mind for me... Since you seem to enjoy long-winded post here are the lyrics in case you're not familiar
(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
Basic instructions before leavin' Earth
Basic instructions before leavin' Earth
Basic instructions before leavin' Earth
Life is a test, many quest the universe
N' through my research, I felt the joy N' the hurt
The first shall be last N' the last shall be first
The basic instructions before leavin' Earth
Knowledge this wisdom, this goes back when I was twelve
I love doin' right but I was trapped in Hell
Had mad ideas, sad eyes N' tears
Years of fear, but yo my foes couldn't bear
I searched for the truth since my youth
N' went to church since birth, but it wasn't worth the loot
That I was payin', plus the prayin'
I didn't like stayin' cuz of bizzie-bodies
N' dizzy-hotties
That the preach-ass souped up with lies
Had couped up, lookin' at loot, butt N' thighs
During the service, he swallowed up the poor
N' after they heard this, they wallowed on the floor
But I ignored, N' explored my history that was untold
N' watched mysteries unfold
N' dropped the jewel like Solomon, but never followed men
Cuz if you do your brain is more hollow then
Space oblivia, or the abyss
With no trace of trivia, left with the hiss
Does it pay to be deaf, dumb, or blind
From a slave he was kept from the mind
N' from a caves he crept from behind
N' what he gave was the sect of the swine
When the bible, that condemned the pig
I don't mean to pull your hems or flip your wigs
But we used to wear a turban, but now were in the urban
No more wearin' beanies or dress like the genie
No hocus pocus cuz I focus on the facts
N' put it on the track or brought it through the wax
I speak on Jacob, it might take up some time
N' too much knowledge, it might break up the ryhme
I did it anyway, just to wake up the mind
Of those who kiss stones or prays on the carpet
Those who sit at home, or sell books by the market
Need to chill N' get their mind revived
For years, religion did nothing but divide
I strolled through the books of Job to unfold
N' opened bibles, instead of hopin' on revivals
Callin' on his name N' screaming Halleluja
When he hardly knew ya, that's how the devils fooled ya
See, look into my eyes brethren, that's the lies of a Reverend
Why should you die to go to heaven
The Earth is already in space
The bible I embrace
A difficult task I had to take
I studied till my eyes was swollen
N' only arose when I found out that we were the chosen
I deal with the truth N' build with the youth
N' teach my son as he kneels on the stoop
Son, life is a pool of sin, corrupted with foolish men
N' women with wicked minds who build picket signs
To legalize abortion, the evil eye extortion
I quiz some with my wisdom
Before I converted I was perverted
N' knowledge was asserted
The study of wisdom, I perferred it
The understandin', it gave me mental freedom
I even learnt Caucasians were really the Tribe of Edam
The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia
N' uh, the second son of Pope Alexander
The sixth of Rome N' once the picture was shown
That's how the devils tricked my dome
I prophesized to save a man but no one gave a damn
For my nation, the seed of Abraham
Blessed with the tongue of Hebrew
Now we're strung on needles, N' some are plungin' evils
So study N' be wise in these days of darkness
Peace to my nephew Marcus
Nice try Oh, Hippo Of Happiness
I was referring to something posted in front of St. John's Lutheran Church in East McKeesport, Pa.
I never heard of Gza in my life and I'm praying as I type for the salvation of anyone who has.
I was referring to something posted in front of St. John's Lutheran Church in East McKeesport, Pa.
I never heard of Gza in my life and I'm praying as I type for the salvation of anyone who has.
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You're a good guy buddy. Glad you have retained your sense of humor through your redemption
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Come to think of it, probably not...
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Well he was praying for my salvation (among other hooligans) nonetheless so I still think he's a good guy :00hour
"Need to chill N' get their mind revived"
This is exactly why I drink.
B'lee D'at, "bizzie-bodies N' dizzy-hotties."
And, on a related note from the song...I've always considered Weasel and Dogs as kind of "Preach-asses."
B'lee D'at...2.
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P.S. Buddy, sorry to clutter up your thought post wit my rhymin.' Peace be to yuh.
This is exactly why I drink.
B'lee D'at, "bizzie-bodies N' dizzy-hotties."
And, on a related note from the song...I've always considered Weasel and Dogs as kind of "Preach-asses."
B'lee D'at...2.
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P.S. Buddy, sorry to clutter up your thought post wit my rhymin.' Peace be to yuh.
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I never knew guys from "Minnesohta" could tear it up so good!
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lol - well at the very least I'm sure you have been added to buddy's prayers for salvation... :SIB
Buddy, I'm only doing this for humor's sake.....
1. Believing In Big Lies Eternally
2. Blinded Information Based on Lack of Evidence
3. Buddy Is Believing Looney Exaggerations
I kid because I care Bud.
1. Believing In Big Lies Eternally
2. Blinded Information Based on Lack of Evidence
3. Buddy Is Believing Looney Exaggerations
I kid because I care Bud.
I understand.
No offense taken toward anyone or by anything that's ever been posted prior to or since my conversion.
Over the centuries, Christianity has a sad history. Lots of bad things have happened under its guise. So, its easy to understand the bitterness and resentment whenever the name of Christ appears.
But to be truthful, it's not His fault.
Here on earth, Jesus was obedient to the will of His Father right down to His last breath. Mark 1:11 - "And there came a voice from heaven, [saying], Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." I believe the bible makes six other similar references. So, He did His part.
Man simply has a way of bolloxing up the best laid plans.
For the most part, difficulties arise because of our sinful nature. Sin is any thought, word or deed that is contrary to the will of God. I can't comment on why bad things happen to innocent children. What man knows the will of the Creator?
I suppose for some, this is one of those "forks in the road". "Well, if this can't be explained, then I'll keep searching until my intellect is satisfied".
But I believe we need to be very careful here.
Just like in handicapping, I believe one's reason and logic can be used to defeat them. "Why did this line open at -2' when the favorite, playing at home, is so much better than the opponent in every aspect of the game?" Well, would you care to venture a guess on how many financial fortunes have been lost with this perfectly sensible line of reasoning?
Psalm 91 makes reference to "the snare of the fowler". This is satan himself. He is evil and he uses many different strategies to ruin our lives. His intention is to rob, kill and destroy everything that God created. That's right...you and me and every other person on the face of this earth. This is why we all need a personal Savior plus a basic instruction before leaving earth. I know...it sounds like a fairy tale. Maybe that's why it's so appealing to me. I seem to relate better when things are put into Sesame Street language ("Whatever it takes, Lord"). You can send me crayons and three-piece puzzles.
Anyway, I believe His desire is for each of us to live righteous, pure and holy lives. Yeah, I know. Where's the fun in that? The problem is we can't see the forest through the trees. Because the reward is far greater than mere "fun" or "happiness". The bible uses the term "unspeakable joy".
After living a life mired in the muck (like mine) for so long, it's not easy to stem the tide. I was so lost, it was shameful. I know this...I enjoyed sin. I gave no thought to the wages of sin and allowed satan to create a stronghold in my mind. Big, big mistake buddy. I was the dictionary definition of a "fool".
I've known Christ for a long time. Knew He was real, but never invited Him into my life (another story for another time). Anyway, It's now been a couple of months for me since I became serious about my walk with Christ. I've been making a sincere effort to know Him and He's been ever faithful.
Just like He is to anyone who seeks Him.
Thanks for reading. I know I went off on a tangent.
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the B I B L E, yes that's the book for me! I stand alone on the word of God, the B I B L E, BIBLE!!
Vacation Bible School tunes from the 70s to the present.
Vacation Bible School tunes from the 70s to the present.
Hippo that is funny, I thought of that song too when I saw that title.
i love that song, i am actually going to put it on now.
i love that song, i am actually going to put it on now.
