A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
woman at the teller
window, "I want to open a damn checking account," The astonished woman
replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What
did
you say?"
"Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn
checking account now!"
I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this
bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to
inform
him of her situation. The manager assures her that
under no
circumstances
should she have to listen to such foul language. They
both return to
the
window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
seems to be the
problem here?"
"There is no ****ing problem," the man says.
"I just won 50 million bucks in the ****in'
lottery..... and I want to
open a damn checking account at this suckass bank."
"I see. . .. says the manager, and is this bitch
giving you a hard
time?"
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woman at the teller
window, "I want to open a damn checking account," The astonished woman
replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What
did
you say?"
"Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn
checking account now!"
I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this
bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to
inform
him of her situation. The manager assures her that
under no
circumstances
should she have to listen to such foul language. They
both return to
the
window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
seems to be the
problem here?"
"There is no ****ing problem," the man says.
"I just won 50 million bucks in the ****in'
lottery..... and I want to
open a damn checking account at this suckass bank."
"I see. . .. says the manager, and is this bitch
giving you a hard
time?"
:moon:
