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Mr. KANE
Guest
A guy works into a bar and sits down to have a drink
and after seeing his drink empty, the bartender says "would you
like another" the guy looks in his shirt pocket and says "sure, I will have another". After he drinks that one she asks him again if
he would like another and he looks in his shirt pocket and says " I guess I will have another". A while later she says "Last call, would you like another". He again looks in his shirt pocket and says"Oh No, I think I had enough". She says" Fine but I was wondering why you were looking in your shirt pockrt everytime I asked you if you wanted a drink" He replies" Oh, I have a picture of my Attorney in my pocket and when he starts to look honest I know I had enough to drink".
and after seeing his drink empty, the bartender says "would you
like another" the guy looks in his shirt pocket and says "sure, I will have another". After he drinks that one she asks him again if
he would like another and he looks in his shirt pocket and says " I guess I will have another". A while later she says "Last call, would you like another". He again looks in his shirt pocket and says"Oh No, I think I had enough". She says" Fine but I was wondering why you were looking in your shirt pockrt everytime I asked you if you wanted a drink" He replies" Oh, I have a picture of my Attorney in my pocket and when he starts to look honest I know I had enough to drink".
