Bartolo Calzone

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is showing his true form tonight... getting rocked by Rollins and Howard for 1st inning homers and the Phillies are still batting.

Bartolo the Buffet Molester would be appropriate as well... guy is going to get banned from all you can eat places... he could be doing rolaids commericals.
 
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is showing his true form tonight... getting rocked by Rollins and Howard for 1st inning homers and the Phillies are still batting.

Bartolo the Buffet Molester would be appropriate as well... guy is going to get banned from all you can eat places... he could be doing rolaids commericals.

He is bad but compared to Mike "batting practice" Timlin he's Cy Young.

Timlin=POS who doesn't even have minor league talent
 

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going into this start, colon was 4-1 with a 3.14 era 22 strikeouts & 7 walks. Not bad numbers for a 35 year old ex cy young pitcher. Boston is paying him couple hundred thousand this season. I'd take him under those circumstances in a second competed to guys like Zito for 100 million.
Be careful betting Boston on the road, losing proposition thus far.
 

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2 vs Baltimore, 2 vs Seattle and 1 vs KC though. The Fat POS is sooo washed. I just laugh watching him on the mound:mj07: Agreed on Boston

all you say is true, but someone has to pitch those games. Dice k, Buchultz & Schilling are all on dl. Colon won't see the field in post season, it will be Beckett & Dice k just like last season. Someone has to eat those innings, and colon has been serviceable for very short money. Now backing him on the road, I'm not advising that.
 

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Did anyone watch Calzone bat? Hilarious, guy was swinging worse than a bad 4th grader. It was tough for Hamels to not LOL as he was padding his K stats.:mj07:
 

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Enter BDB :142smilie



I remember several of his rants about FATASS
with the Angels




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