baseball joke du jour:

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

from ESPN:

Leno-ism of the Week -

We'll have plenty more spectacular Detroit Tigers coverage in the next Wild Pitches (once they finally win a game). But at least they've once again reached the rarified status of Official Tonight Show Comedy Fodder.

"Over the weekend I thought I was watching war footage," said Jay Leno. "A bunch of men in uniform were waving white flags and surrendering. It was the Detroit Tigers."

 

[slvrblet]

THEY ARE PLAYING LIKE CHAMPS TONIGHT IN OAKY

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

THEY ARE PLAYING LIKE CHAMPS TONIGHT IN OAKY

i'm sick just watching the game here.....

:com: :com:

 

[slvrblet]

SORRY ABOUT THE LEAFS...I DONT KNOW WHATS WORSE...LOSINGG 6-1 IN GAME 7...OR LOSING LIKE MY AV'S IN OVERTIME IN GAME 7......

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

SORRY ABOUT THE LEAFS...I DONT KNOW WHATS WORSE...LOSINGG 6-1 IN GAME 7...OR LOSING LIKE MY AV'S IN OVERTIME IN GAME 7......

yeah, crappy for both teams, but man......shit happens.

what's worse, getting your chain jerked and losing in O.T? or getting blown out in a game 7 scenario????

i'd rather get my chain jerked....cause atleast they showed up for the game and had an equal chance to win it.

 

[cisco]

The paid attendance tonight is 17,683. If that's how many fans are here then 15,000 of them came disguised as seats.

-Tampa Bay broadcaster-