Edwards Stem Cell Vision: 'We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.' Edwards made the unprecedented campaign promises during 30-minute speech at Newton High School gym in Newton, Iowa.
I'VE HEARD OF CAMPAIGN PROMISES .... BUT THIS IS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS, ISN'T IT?
The Kerry/Edwards gang decided this week to take advantage of the emotionalism surrounding the death of Christopher Reeve. Reeve was genuinely admired by this entire nation. The courage and strength showed by this man impressed all. So, how do you exploit the death of Christopher Reeve for political purposes? You send Super Lawyer to appear before a high school audience to tell them that if John Kerry is elected people like Christopher Reeve, people in wheelchairs, will get up and walk again!
Wow! What a deal! "Hey Mom! Hey Dad! You gotta like vote for John Kerry! You know what I'm sayin'? You gotta like vote for Kerry because do you like remember Eddie? Yeah! Eddie! He was like crippled in a car wreck last year, you know? And if you like vote for like John Kerry Eddie will like walk again because John Kerry can like fix his like spinal chord!"
But wait! Don't stop there! According to Super Lawyer, not only are quadriplegics going to suddenly arise and head for Starbucks for a latte, but grandma is going to suddenly know who you are and she won't be able to hide her own Easter Eggs! Yes, the great and grand Kerry/Edwards team will cure Alzheimer's. And grandpa is going to stop shaking so much because they're going to cure Parkinson's. And you kids in the audience can put away your insulin too! We're going to cure juvenile diabetes!
It goes without saying that only an unadulterated idiot would believe that voting for Kerry would mean a cure for all of these diseases and afflictions. The point here is that idiots are exactly the segment of our population that the Kerry campaign is targeting right now! After the "global test" and "terrorism as a nuisance" comments that's about the only place they can still mine for votes. Unfortunately there are a gracious plenty of idiots who's votes are up for grabs.
What's next? Campaign ads by Stevie Wonder? "Vote for John Kerry so I can see!!!!"
"Grandma! Throw away that wheelchair! We're voting for John Kerry!"
I'VE HEARD OF CAMPAIGN PROMISES .... BUT THIS IS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS, ISN'T IT?
The Kerry/Edwards gang decided this week to take advantage of the emotionalism surrounding the death of Christopher Reeve. Reeve was genuinely admired by this entire nation. The courage and strength showed by this man impressed all. So, how do you exploit the death of Christopher Reeve for political purposes? You send Super Lawyer to appear before a high school audience to tell them that if John Kerry is elected people like Christopher Reeve, people in wheelchairs, will get up and walk again!
Wow! What a deal! "Hey Mom! Hey Dad! You gotta like vote for John Kerry! You know what I'm sayin'? You gotta like vote for Kerry because do you like remember Eddie? Yeah! Eddie! He was like crippled in a car wreck last year, you know? And if you like vote for like John Kerry Eddie will like walk again because John Kerry can like fix his like spinal chord!"
But wait! Don't stop there! According to Super Lawyer, not only are quadriplegics going to suddenly arise and head for Starbucks for a latte, but grandma is going to suddenly know who you are and she won't be able to hide her own Easter Eggs! Yes, the great and grand Kerry/Edwards team will cure Alzheimer's. And grandpa is going to stop shaking so much because they're going to cure Parkinson's. And you kids in the audience can put away your insulin too! We're going to cure juvenile diabetes!
It goes without saying that only an unadulterated idiot would believe that voting for Kerry would mean a cure for all of these diseases and afflictions. The point here is that idiots are exactly the segment of our population that the Kerry campaign is targeting right now! After the "global test" and "terrorism as a nuisance" comments that's about the only place they can still mine for votes. Unfortunately there are a gracious plenty of idiots who's votes are up for grabs.
What's next? Campaign ads by Stevie Wonder? "Vote for John Kerry so I can see!!!!"
"Grandma! Throw away that wheelchair! We're voting for John Kerry!"