(BEANTOWNJIM GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE)

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Beaner u were doing well here until u found out this was nigerian cologne :shrug:

BOYS IF THIS COLOGNE WAS AROUND 20 YEARS AGO I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE NEXT HUGH HEFNER.MY LOVELY WIFE RECENTLY WENT TO MACY'S AND BOUGHT ME SOME AFTER SHAVE AND COLOGNE AND THE WOMEN ARE GOING CRAZY FOR IT.BOYS IN THE LAST 3 DAYS I HAVE HAD 4 WOMEN SAY WOW WHAT ARE YOU WEARING I LOVE THE SMELL IF I WANTED TO I PROBABLY COULD HAVE SLEPT WITH 3 OUT OF THE 4 BUT THEY WERE TO CLOSE TO HOME AND IF MY LOVELY WIFE EVER FOUND OUT WELL FELLAS THERES GO MY ALLOWANCE MONEY.BOYS I AM WALKING AROUND WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW ITS UNBELIEVABLE I GO OUT EACH MORNING JUST WAITING FOR WOMEN TO COME ON TO ME NOW AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF HOW I SMELL.

BOYS THIS IS FOR ALL THE SINGLE GUYS IN THE FORUM IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN GO OUT TODAY SPEND THE 75 DOLLARS AND BUY THIS COLOGNE CALLED (USHER) THATS IT BOYS USHER IT IS ALMOST A GAURENTEE YOU WILL MEET WOMEN IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE COMPLETELY I WENT FROM BEANTOWNJIM JUST ORDINARY GUY TO BEANTOWNJIM THE CHICK MAGNET IF ONLY THIS STUFF WAS AROUND 20 YEARS AGO I JUST MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED THE WOMEN ARE GOING WILD FOR ME AND ITS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE ANY DOUGH.

WARNING,WARNING YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFULL WEAR YOU WEAR THIS COLOGNE (USHER) I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WEARING IT TO THE Y.M.C.A. AND I WAS BEING FOLLOWED BY 3 F-GS SO FELLAS BE CAREFULL MEN I MEAN F-GS ALSO LIKE THE SMELL.I HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR UNTIL THE F-GS LEFT THE YMCA SO I COULD TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT THEM FOLLOWING ME INTO THE SHOWER AREA.SO BOYS BE VERY CAREFULL WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU HAVE ON THIS USHER COLOGNE

BOYS IF YOU WANT TO MEET WOMEN OR GUYS WHATEVER YOU PREFER MAKE SURE YOU GO OUT AND BUY (USHER COLOGNE) YOU WONT BE SINGLE AND LONELY FOR LONG.

BOYS TODAY I AM GOING TO PUT ON A NICE POLO SHIRT AND A PAIR OF KHAKI SHORTS AND OF COURSE MY USHER COLOGNE AND GO OVER TO HARVARD YARD AND PRETEND TO BE A PROFESSOR AT THE SCHOOL AND SEE IF THE COLOGNE WILL WORK ON A HARVARD WOMEN.WISH ME LUCK BOYS
 
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THAT USHER IS GREAT STUFF I SMELL GOOD BUT MY PROBLEM NOW IS MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE :scared

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME I WORE USHER TO THE WWW.GEORGEWRIGHTGOLFCOURSE.NET THERE WERE ABOUT 6 GUYS WAITING TO PAY AND THE HEAD PRO SAYS HEY WHO HERE SMELLS LIKE A FAG I DIDNT WANT TO TELL HIM I WAS WEARING USHER SO I MADE A JOKE I THINKS ITS TOM :mj07: THANK GOD HE DIDNT COME OVER THE COUNTER AND FIND OUT IT WAS ME WEARING COLOGNE
 
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BOYS YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE IN HIS LIFE I AM APPROACHING 50 YEARS OLD :scared FELLAS IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY WHEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM YOU KNOW YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEMAN WITH THOSE NICE BLUE EYES AND SLENDER BUT STRONG BODY.BOYS I AM NOT KIDDING I REALLY THINK I COULD HAVE BEEN A LADIES MAN IF I DIDNT MARRY MY LOVELY WIFE WHEN I WAS 35 IF I WAITED UNTIL I WAS 40 I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BREAK WILT CHAMBERLAINS RECORD OF 20,000 WOMEN.SERIOUSLY FELLAS IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW THERE ARE A LOT OF DESPERATE WOMEN OUT THERE DIVORCEES.

BOYS MY PROBLEM NOW IS I AM TO OLD THE LOOKS ARE GONE NO YOUNGER WOMEN SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM I LOVE YOUR EYES.NOW THEY SAY HEY LOOK AT THE FAT GUY WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN AND BALD HEAD MAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH BEANTOWNJIM.BOYS IT ALL CHANGED OVER NIGHT I WENT FROM BEING PAUL NEWMAN TO BEING CURLY FROM THE 3 STOOGES.:shrug:

BOYS EVEN MY OWN MOTHER SAYS JIM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU WERE THIN.EVEN MA IS MAKING COMMENTS ON MY APPEARANCE FELLAS I AM FINDING OUT THE HARD WAY ITS REALLY TOUGH GETTING OLD.

BOYS MY LOVELY WIFE SAID IF SHE KNEW I WOULD GET A HAIRY BACK, A BALD HEAD,A DOUBLE CHIN, AND A FAT STOMACH SHE WOULD HAVE STAYED SINGLE :( SHE SAID SHE DIDNT KNOW MARRIAGE WOULD REQUIRE HER TO SHAVE MY BACK HAIR SHE IS NOW CALLING ME HER LITTLE MONKEY.THANK GOD SHE HAS MONEY OR I MIGHT GET A DIVORCE BUT I NEED THE ALLOWANCE MONEY SHE GIVES ME.

BOYS I AM AFFRAID YOUR HERO BEANTOWNJIM IS HEADING INTO HIS GOLDEN YEARS AND IT SUCKS
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him Forever in the next.

Amen.
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WOW I DIDNT REALIZE PAUL NEWMAN AGED THAT BADLY :scared OH NO I HOPE I DONT LOOK AS BAD AS PAUL DID AS I GET OLDER :scared

BOYS I REALLY DIDNT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GOOD LOOKS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I PROBABLY COULD HAVE WENT AHEAD OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN IF THERE WERE AS MANY DIVORCEES AS THERE ARE TODAY.:mfpost
 
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beantownjim said:
WOW I DIDNT REALIZE PAUL NEWMAN AGED THAT BADLY :scared OH NO I HOPE I DONT LOOK AS BAD AS PAUL DID AS I GET OLDER :scared

BOYS I REALLY DIDNT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GOOD LOOKS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I PROBABLY COULD HAVE WENT AHEAD OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN IF THERE WERE AS MANY DIVORCEES AS THERE ARE TODAY.:mfpost
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