Beantownjim Is Committed Into Mental Institution

[beantownjim]

BOYS ITS ALL OVER FOR YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM AT 8AM EASTERN TIME I AM COMMITTING MYSELF INTO THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTION FOR MENTAL HEALTH.YES BOYS I HAVE NO CHOICE I AM A F-CKING NUT.I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY BET ANOTHER OVER IN THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE I NEED MEDICATION AND SOON.I JUST WANT TO THANK JACK HERE AT MADJACKS FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS OF PLEASURE I HAVE ENJOYED IN HIS FORUM.BEANTOWNJIM IS BONKERS BOYS AND I HAVE GARY PAYTON AND KOBE BRYANT TO THANK FOR MY MENTAL ILLNESS I KNEW THESE OVERPAYED JANITORS WOULD EVENTUALLY DRIVE ME INSANE AND AS OF TONIGHT I AM GONE FELLAS.PLEASE SEND ALL CARDS AND LETTERS TO

BEANTOWNJIM
MASS.MENTAL INSTITUTION
15 FRANCIS STREET
BOSTON MA. 02125

I WONT BE ABLE TO LEAVE THE GROUNDS DURING THE EVENING HOURS BUT IF ANYBODY WANTS TO SMOKE A CIGAR WITH ME OR TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK JUST RING THE BELL AND ASK FOR BEANTONJIM TELL THEM YOU ARE ANOTHER ONE OF MY DOCTORS.
SO LONG BOYS I HAVE TO GO ITS MEDICATION TIME.I ALWAYS KNEW THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE WOULD EVENTUALLY DRIVE ME INSANE AND TONIGHT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

 

[freelancc]

:lol: :lol:

 

[marine]

Beaner,

I feel for you man, and I want you to know. Because you whine about Legal's (WWW.LEGALSEAFOOD.COM) so much I went and tried it for dinner with my wife last night in Baltimore.

I gotta say, sitting there with a FOUR POUND LOBSTER and drinking ice cold CORONA LIGHT really made my weekend.
I admire you more than ever for having done that routine countless times before I have.

YOu let me know when visitin hours in the psych ward are and I will bring us some LEGALS Lobsters and some fine dandy cigars to puff on afterwords. (wink wink) At least I will puff on a cigar, I am sure you will want to puff on something else I bring to dinner.

Then we can sit there and hum a little tune about a rainbow and whats on the other side of it while we put our hands under each others sheets.


I FROWN WHEN I AM DOWN

Anyone who doesnt think there is racism/sexism/discrimination in this country - if your son brought home Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman or Beantown Jim, who would you welcome with open arms?

 

[IE]

I AM IN ROOM #202 SO STOP BY SOMETIME, OR MAYBE WE CAN MEET IN THE PARK AROUND NOONISH IF YOU LIKE!

I WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE STRAIGHT BLACK TIGHTS ON HUGGING THAT WHITE BIRCH TREE BY THE PATHWAY.

WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO JOIN ME---SIGH--AHH-- DESTINY!

GOOD LUCK WITH THE MEDS, BE CAREFUL WHEN THE DUTY ROSTER BOARD SAYS " DR JOE" IS ON DUTY.....HE LIKES TO GIVE MEDICATION WITH AN UNORTHADOX METHOD ----IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN......

 

[Simply In The Red]

:142smilie :lol2

 

[IX_Bender]

LMAO both those posts!

 

[beantownjim]

:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger
THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU OVERPAYED JANITORS JESUS F-CKING CHRIST I LOSE MY TOTAL BY A HALF POINT I AM SO F-CKING MAD I MIGHT FIND THE SMALLEST NIGERIAN THAT LOOKS LIKE BEN WALLACE AND SUCKER PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.WHAT A WAY TO LOSE JESUS CHRIST IMAGINE BEN WALLACE AND THAT BIG GORRILLA SHAQ DADDY SHOOTING 8 FOR 25 FROM THE LINE I ONLY NEEDED ONE MORE FREE THROW TO WIN MY 800 DOLLAR WAGER:thefinger BOY THIS NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE REALLY SUCKS LIKE I SAID BEFORE IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TORTURE THE PRISONERS IN IRAQ FORCE THEM TO WATCH THIS SH-T THEY CALL BASKETBALL I CALL IT PRO WRESTLING WHAT THE F-CK ITS A JOKE I THINK THEY BETTER MAKE THE COURT A LITTLE BIGGER AND REAL SOON TO OPEN UP THE SCORING.I HEARD THE ONLY PEOPLE WATCHING THE N.B.A. FINALS ARE FAGS LIKE SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA THEY JUST LOVE THE FLOOR CAM SHOTS SO THEY CAN LOOK UP KOBE BRYANTS SHORTS:thefinger
MY DOCTOR AT THE NUT HOUSE HAS RECOMENDED I TAKE 800 MG OF PROZAC FOR BREAKFAST THEN 500 MG OF RIDDELEN FOR THE EVENING DINNER MY WIFE THINKS ITS A GREAT IDEA THAT I CHECK MYSELF INTO THE NUT HOUSE AFTER I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YELLING BEN WALLACE,BEN WALLACE YOU SUCK:shrug:
SO LONG FELLAS :moon:

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME(THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS)

 

[THE KOD]

bean

This is the third time you have committed
yourself and you always manage to get out and come back.

Lets just call it a much needed vacation.

KOD

 

[beantownjim]

PHIL JACKSON MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY HOW THE F-CK DOES HE LEAVE GARY PAYTON IN THE GAME THIS GUY SUCKS AND HE IS A PUNK.IF GARY PAYTON COULDNT DRIBBLE A BASKETBALL I HAVE NO DOUBT HE WOULD BE INCARCERATED MAN DOES HE HAVE A MEAN LOOK ON HIS FACE.HOW MANY WHITE GUYS DO YOU THINK GARY PAYTON HAS HAD OVER HIS HOUSE FOR DINNER.

WHAT THE F-CK PHIL DEREK FISHER BEAT THE SPURS WITH HIS 3 POINT SHOOTING NOW HE CANT FIND PLAYING TIME BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KEEP GARY PAYTON HAPPY SO YOUR TEAM DOESNT QUIT WELL PHIL ITS TO LATE THEY HAVE QUITT ON YOU,YOU F-CKING IDIOT ITS ALL OVER THE LAKERS CHOKE THE BIGGEST FAVORITES IN NBA HISTORY CHOKED AND THEY CALLED THIS COLLECTION OF JANITORS THE GREATEST TEAM EVER MY ARSE:moon: A BUNCH OF PUSSIES IS WHAT THIS LAKERS TEAM IS AND KARL MALONE IS THE BIGGEST ONE SORRY KARL NO RING FOR YOU BECAUSE IN THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL LEAGUE YOU AND YOUR BONE HEAD BUDDY GARY PAYTON HAVE TO REALIZE YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR RINGS.

PHIL JACKSON IS THE MOST OVERRATED COACH IN NBA HISTORY HE ALWAYS SORROUNDS HIMSELF WITH THE BEST PLAYERS LETS SEE THIS MORON COACH THE CLIPPERS AND MAKE THEM WINNERS.
I AM DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS CRAP :thefinger

 

[RAYMOND]

maybe you should try GA

:tongue

 

[Lightning]

PHIL JACKSON IS THE MOST OVERRATED COACH IN NBA HISTORY HE ALWAYS SORROUNDS HIMSELF WITH THE BEST PLAYERS LETS SEE THIS MORON COACH THE CLIPPERS AND MAKE THEM WINNERS. I AM DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS CRAP :thefinger

I gotta agree here ... Phil Jackson tooks MJ's Bulls and Kobe and Shaq's Lakers to all of his NBA titles. While he is probably a good coach ... I would not classify him a great coach since he has never challenged himself by trying to take a supbar team without prime talent to the promised land. Larry Brown is outcoachingthe chit out of him and being a Sixer fan, I don't like Larry Brown either ... but I must give it to the man, that Sixer team he took to the finals a few years back had no business being there as far as talent goes. Of course, the Pistons are a very talented team ... yes, more so than the Lakers, who are 2 great players surrounded by bums and 2 players who should retire.

Also Beantown ... I agree the NBA sucks. It will never come close to being the great league it was in the 80's with Magic, Doc, Bird, etc.... at this point ... it's the 3-point attempt and dunk league. Not many good shooters or fundamentally sound players. Like the other thread says ... almost half of these guys would be thugs if they were not in the NBA. Almost all of them father numerous illegitimate kids with multiple different women. They should just call the league the National Associated of Criminals With Illegitimate Childen League.

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I DIDNT THINK IT COULD GET ANY WORSE THAN LAST NIGHT BUT IT HAS.I MIGHT BE THE ONLY NUT IN THE WORLD WHO ACTUALLY BET BALTIMORE THIS AFTERNOON I AM GOING BAD FELLAS MY LAST 2 BASEBALL BETS HAVE A LOOK AT THE SCORES AND YOU TELL ME IF I AM GOING BAD

YESTERDAY I PLAYED TEXAS THEY LOSE 13 TO 2
TODAY I PLAY BALTIMORE THEY LOSE 14 TO 0
I HAVE BEEN OUTSCORED IN MY LAST 2 BASEBALL PLAYS (27 TO 2) NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I AM COMMITTING MYSELF TO THE NUT HOUSE I AM F-CKING BRUTAL FELLAS SO GO THE OTHER WAY (I LOVE THE CUBS TONIGHT ROGER CLEMENS HAS NO CHANCE TO GO 10 AND 0)

BEANTOWN ITS MEDICATION TIME PLEASE STOP CHATTING WITH ALL THE OTHER NUTS AT MADJACKS:bs:

P.S. I AM OUT OF MONEY AT 5DIMES SO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BET THE CUBS UNLESS I USE MY LOCAL BOY OUCH

 

[TBONEZ0295]

What about the wifes piggy bank???? Thats always good for a couple bucks STAY AWAY FROM THEM LOCALS JIM, you know they only bring you trouble, and Johnny knockdown has just about had enough of your shit.

 

[djv]

Are the cubs a lock.

 

[Trossi3389]

 

[Agent 0659]

:talk: :lol: LMFAO:lol2