JACK I AM NOT ON YOUR STAFF ARE YOU SURE I JUST TOLD MY LOVELY WIFE I JUST LANDED THE BEST JOB OF MY LIFE.I TOLD HER I HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE SIX FIGURES, JACK JUST GIVING SOME DEADBEATS A CROCK OF CRAP ABOUT HOW SMART I AM IN THE GAMES.JACK MY WIFE TOLD ALL HER FRIENDS THAT I WAS GOING BACK TO WORK THEY WERE GOING TO THROW ME A BACK TO WORK PARTY JACK HOW DO I TELL THEM I GOT LAID OFF IN 1 WEEK AND THE PARTY IS CANCELLED
JACK I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT USED CAR SALESMAN NICK DOUGLAS JESUS CHRIST THIS KID COULDNT PICK THE WINNER OF YESTERDAYS GAMES AND WHEN HE GIVES A PICK YOU HAVE TO READ HIS WHOLE BOOK MAN JACK I ONCE FELL ASLEEP WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BOOKIE READING ONE OF NICK DOUGLAS'S ARTICLES.I THINK HE SUCKS AS A WRITER I KNOW YOU CANT BE PAYING THIS KID MUCH MONEY JACK I KNOW A MONKEY THAT CAN DO NICKS JOB JACK AND HE WONT COMPLAIN AND YOU CAN PAY HIM WITH BANANAS.JACK IF I AM NOT ON THE PAYROLL YET WILL YOU AT LEAST READ MY RESUME AND RESPOND MY LOVELY WIFE JUST WANTS TO SEE THAT I AM AT LEAST SEEKING EMPLOYMENT.
JACK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THE 2500 BUSINESS CARDS I JUST HAD MADE UP FOR MY NEW JOB:shrug:THEY READ
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