beantownjim

[The Judge]

This sounds simple enough.

Judge

As the assistant DA KOD, I move that we skip the trial and just send beantownjim to prison.

I think this is called a motion to dismiss with grave harm to the defendant.

To my knowledge, BeanTownJim has yet to be formally charged with any crime. It looks like the Top Cop is going to have to burn some shoe leather in order to come up the kind of evidence that will be required to take BTJ to trial.

Raymond, the forum awaits your findings.

 

[THE KOD]

1. A new thread should be started once all charges against BeanTownJim are identified. The title of this thread will be ?The Trial of BeanTownJim?.

2. It will be the responsibility of the Top Cop and the Prosecutor to prepare charges against BTJ and to present them to The Judge and the forum at an arraignment hearing.

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RAYMOND should start the thread

for " The Trial of Beantownjim " :mj07: :mj07:

I will be willing to do the dirty work for Agent DA.

I think I can supena Johnny Knockdown if I can find him.

 

[THE KOD]

To my knowledge, BeanTownJim has yet to be formally charged with any crime. It looks like the Top Cop is going to have to burn some shoe leather in order to come up the kind of evidence that will be required to take BTJ to trial.

Raymond, the forum awaits your findings.

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Judge

As assistant DA, I submit following possible charges.

1. Public indecency ( holding his weiner in public above the sheets.

2. Slander ( Lenny Cascade)

3. Federal Anti-Discrimination Law ( all Nigerians, Yuri, Jews, Italians, and many others)

4. Stupidity in the First Degree

5. Federal Housing Discrimination Laws (Yuri and Tenants)

6. ______________

7. ______________

I have not discussed this with Agent DA yet but this is preliminary findings thus far.

 

[Blitz]

:em38: :mj21: :topic: :mj10: :mj22:

 

[THE KOD]

I THINK WE SHOULD BEANTOWNJIM ON TRIAL :mj14:

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Blitz

Your about the stupidiest person I have come into contact with on madjacks. Not only are you a asshole, but your a ignorant ****ing asshole.


Judge

I move that Blitz be nominated for chief council for the defense of one beantownjim. He and beantownjim should get along fine.

Other suggestions for the defense,

Wilson defense council, onetrickpony- defense , salty dog, yyz, djv, Eddie Haskell, gamblingfool, CHARLESMANSON, MrChristo, I got more but this is a start.


This is a motion for The Trial of beantownjim.

ADA KOD

 

[The Judge]

I will not hear anymore in this matter until official charges have been filed by the prosecution in the appropriate thread (The Trial of BeanTownJim).

Scott, your suggestions for defense council will be taken under advisement until such time. Those members of the forum who might be interested in defending BTJ against any charges filed, may respond with their qualifications in order to be considered in the event that BTJ does not have his own representation.

 

[Agent 0659]

:em38: :mj21: :topic: :mj10: :mj22:

Yes dude get out of our thread or youre next biatch :scared

 

[Agent 0659]

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Judge

As assistant DA, I submit following possible charges.

1. Public indecency ( holding his weiner in public above the sheets.

2. Slander ( Lenny Cascade)

3. Federal Anti-Discrimination Law ( all Nigerians, Yuri, Jews, Italians, and many others)

4. Stupidity in the First Degree

5. Federal Housing Discrimination Laws (Yuri and Tenants)

6. ______________

7. ______________

I have not discussed this with Agent DA yet but this is preliminary findings thus far.

Yes Scott these charges are looking good, add Hollywood sportsbook to Cascade along with animal cruelty for sure on the squirrells and mice of Boston. Also is there any law against punctuation and grammar? We need to check into that :mj07:

 

[Blitz]

Yes dude get out of our thread or youre next biatch :scared

RELAX! Was just trying to relay that this was a good thread until all this BS about a trial...

 

[Agent 0659]

BOYS I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM IS IT NORMAL FOR A 44 YEAR OLD GUY BEING ME TO WANT TO KICK THE ARSE OF MY 14 YEAR OLD PAPER BOY

Intimidation? Assault? Striking a minor?

 

[Agent 0659]

BOYS I AM BULLSH-T I GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY FROM SOME GARLIC SNAPPER IN UPSTATE NEW YORK TRYING TO THREATEN ME ABOUT BUYING A SET OF GOLF CLUBS I BID ON E-BAY.HE SAID I WON THE BID AND I OWE HIM 300 DOLLARS FOR A SET OF IRONS HE HAS SENT ME 4 E-MAILS AND NOW HE CALLED MY CELL PHONE

Theft, fraud

 

[Agent 0659]

I WAS TALKING IT OVER WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB TODAY AND THEY SAID YOU CAN POISEN THE BASTARDS IS THIS TRUE.I BOUGHT SOME RAT POISEN TODAY WILL THIS WORK AND WHERE WILL THEY GO TO DIE JESUS CHRIST WITH MY LUCK THEY WILL DIE ON MY FRONT LAWN AND I WILL BE FINED FOR CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.F-CK YURI I AM NOT PAYING AN EXTERMINATOR I THINK I WILL GO THE POISEN ROUTE MYSELF AND SAVE SOME DOUGH

Animal cruelty

 

[Agent 0659]

More Animal cruelty

guys no joking around my wife is going crazy she put the oven on the other day to cook.she noticed a terrible odor coming from the oven.she cleaned out the oven and noticed our dogs, dog food was being stored in the oven.we are both flipping out here i am a big tough guy from south boston ive been mugged,ihave been in baroom brawls,i have beaten up people for no reasons you know me a street smart wise guy.now i dont want the boys upstairs to find out i but i have to get these mice out of our home.i just laid down some bait does anybody else have any other ideas how to get rid if mice let me know as soon as possible.thanks (beantownjim MD)

 

[The Judge]

Raymond and all others to be involved in The Trial of BeanTownJim:

In the interest of justice, it will be necessary to modify your options in the "User CP" so that you are not in "Invisible Mode" during the trial. It is BTJ's constitutional right to be able to face his accusers and to know if they are present during these proceedings.

 

[RAYMOND]

RELAX! Was just trying to relay that this was a good thread until all this BS about a trial...

IS BEANTOWN UNDER ANOTHER NAME
:mj07:

 

[RAYMOND]

CM LET ME BEGIN BY INTRODUCING MYSELF I AM BEANTOWNJIM FROM SOUTH BOSTON I HAVE BEEN GAMBLING NOW FOR OVER 24 YEARS SO YOU MIGHT SAY I AM AN EXPERT.NOW THAT BEING SAID CM BY THE WAY CM I DONT LIKE CALLING PEOPLE BY THERE INITIALS SO I AM GOING TO CALL YOU (C-MAN)C-MAN I THINK YOU MADE A GOOD CHOICE WITH CECIL PERSONALLY I NEVER LIKED THE GUY BUT I DO THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE ABOUT THE OFFSHORE INDUSTRY AND HOW SOME SPORTSBOOKS ROB THERE CUSTOMERS.CM I MEAN C-MAN YOU DONT HAVE ANY OTHER JOBS RIGHT NOW DO YOU MY WIFE IS MAKING ME GO BACK TO WORK SHE CLAIMS I AM TO YOUNG TO BE RETIRED HELL C-MAN I AM 43 YEARS OLD WHAT DOES SHE EXPECT ME TO DO WORK UNTIL I AM 65 CECIL NOW THAT YOU ARE WORKING HERE AT BET2GAMBLE LET ME AX YOU A QUESTION AND I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER C-MAN THIS IS MY WAY OF MAKING SURE YOU HIRED THE RIGHT GUY.
CECIL DO YOU THINK SPORTSBOOKS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAK THERE OWN WRITTEN RULES IN THERE FAVOR?
CM I MEAN C-MAN LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT A COSTA RICAN SPORTSBOOK NAMED CASCADE AND YOU TELL ME WHO WAS RIGHT AND WHO WAS WRONG O.K. BUDDY CECIL I WOULD ALSO LIKE YOU TO COMMENT ON THIS ROBBERY.
CM THE CELTICS WERE PLAYING THE MIAMI HEAT I BET THE OVER 182 THE GAME STARTED AT 7.05 I THOUGHT THE GAME WAS AN 8.05 STARTING TIME BECAUSE IT WAS 7.20 WHEN MY WAGER WAS ACCEPTED DID YOU HEAR THIS C-MAN YES I SAID THE GAME STARTED AT 7.05 AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK ACCEPTED MY BET AT 7.20 15 MINUTES AFTER THE GAME STARTED.THE WAGER WAS A LOSER CASCADE SPORTSBOOK IN MY OPINION STOLE MY 660 DOLLARS CM AND CECIL HOW CAN A SPORTSBOOK ACCEPT A WAGER AND GRADE IT IN THERE FAVOR IF THERE WRITTEN RULE BOOK IN THERE SPORTSBOOK SAID AND I QUOTE(ALL WAGERS WILL BE ACCEPTED UP UNTIL THE POSTED STARTING TIME OF THE EVENT) ARE SPORTSBOOKS ALLOWED TO STEAL FROM THERE CUSTOMERS AND BREAK THERE OWN WRITTEN RULES C-MAN AND CECIL I WOULD LIKE YOU 2 GUYS TO COMMENT ON THIS

 

[RAYMOND]

beantownjim
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Re: WELL,WELL MY OLD PAL CECIL [Re: beantownjim]
#36394 - Fri Feb 20 2004 07:35 AM
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JESUS CHRIST C-MAN YOU NEED A DEGREE FROM M.I.T. TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND THIS FORUM.I FORGOT TO MENTION CASCADE SPORTSBOOK KNEW THE SCORE OF THE GAME WHEN THE BET WAS ACCEPTED.IT WAS 16 TO 12 WITH 5.41 LEFT IN THE 1ST PERIOD AND THEY STILL ACCEPTED THE WAGER MAN THIS WAS A DEFINITE ROBBERY.ITS TO LATE FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO EXPOSE THIS CORRUPT SPORTSBOOK (CASCADE) THEY CHEAT AND STEAL.THERE IS NO WAY IF MY WAGER HAD WON THAT CASCADE WOULD HAVE PAID THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN EVERY FORUM YELLING HOW CAN WE PAY THIS GUY WHEN HE BET A GAME 15 MINUTES AFYER IT STARTED LETS GET REAL FELLAS THIS WAS A RIP OFF AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT

C-MAN IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER MODERATOR IT WILL COST YOU A FEW BUCKS BUT I AM AVAILABLE I AM A YOUNG 43 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN MALE, RETIRED, HARD WORKING BRIGHT FUTURE,AVID GOLFER,NOT GAY,FORUM FRIENDLY,NOT RACIST,WISE GUY I ONCE HAD A BEER WITH WHITEY NO LAST NAMES NEEDED FROM SOUTH BOSTON,CM IT WOULD BE AN HONOR FOR ME TO BE YOUR NEXT MODERATOR IF WE HAVE TO FIRE CECIL NO PROBLEM HE CAN GO BACK TO HIS JOB IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM HE IS SO STUPID HE WONT EVEN REALIZE HE HAS BEEN DEMOTED.THANKS CM I MEAN C-MAN I CAN ONLY WORK 2 HOURS A DAY GOOD BUDDY I HAVE A FINE SOCIAL LIFE I AM NOT YOUR TYPICAL FORUM SHUT IN LIKE MOST OF THE FORUM LOSERS.CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE CM AND WE WILL TALK.

 

[Blitz]

IS BEANTOWN UNDER ANOTHER NAME
:mj07:

I WAS BORN IN BOSTON, BUT I AM DEFINITELY NOT BEANTOWNJIM..

I BOOZE WHEN I LOSE

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY LARRY AT CHIPENDALES STOLE $6OO FROM ME...

IF YOUR SISTER CAME HOME WITH HIGHROLLER, I LOVE WR, NICK DOUGLAS OR BLITZ, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS...

 

[RAYMOND]

I WAS BORN IN BOSTON, BUT I AM DEFINITELY NOT BEANTOWNJIM..

I BOOZE WHEN I LOSE

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY LARRY AT CHIPENDALES STOLE $6OO FROM ME...

IF YOUR SISTER CAME HOME WITH HIGHROLLER, I LOVE WR, NICK DOUGLAS OR BLITZ, WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS...

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Agent 0659]

:mj07: