beantownjim
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beantownjimbeantownjim said:
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09/16/2003 10:38 PM
BOYS AS MUCH AS I WAS ENJOYING MY RETIREMENT YEARS MY WIFE IS VERY UPSET THAT SHE IS WORKING 48 HOURS A WEEK AND COMES HOME AND IN HER WORDS FINDS ME (TALKING TO A BUNCH OF MORONS ON THE COMPUTER) HER WORDS NOT MINE FELLAS NO OFFENSE HUH FELLAS.WELL SHE HAS MADE ME START LOOKING FOR WORK EITHER PART TIME OR FULL TIME SHE IS STILL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SHE DOESNT WANT ME TO GO BACK TO THE IRON WORKERS LOCAL 7 AND DANGLE 50 STORIES OVER THE BOSTON SKYLINE THANKS DEAR.SHE WANTS ME TO APPLY TO THE MASS BAY TRANSIT AUTHORITY AND BE A STREET CAR CONDUCTOR OR EVEN THE FIRST WHITE BUS DRIVER.BOYS I AM 43 YEARS OLD NOW I HAVE BEEN RETIRED FOR 2 YEARS BUT HONEY PIE ISNT TO HAPPY TO SEE ME PLAYING GOLF ALLDAY AND THEN TALKING TO YOU MORONS ALLNIGHT.SHE THINKS I AM GOING INSANE BUT SHE IS TRYING TO SAY IT IN A NICE WAY SHE SAYS JIM DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM GIVE YOU A CAT SCAN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING UPSTAIRS IS FUNCTIONING O.K.BOYS THE ECONOMY SUCKS HERE IN BOSTON I TOLD MY WIFE I LOOKED AT JOBS TODAY IN THE BOSTON HERALD HERE ARE SOME OF THE POSITIONS AVAILABLE FOR OLD BEANTOWNJIM.
WAREHOUSE HELP LOOKING FOR ENERGENIC PERSON TO HELP LIFT HEAVY CRATES YOU SEE OUR FORK LIFT BROKE DOWN AND WE NEED STRONG MONKEYS TO REPLACE THE MACHINES (STARTING PAY 9.75 PLUS YOU GET A FREE PASS TO GOLDS GYM SO YOU CAN KEEP UP YOUR STRENGHTH AND LIFT MORE FOR US) IF INTERESTED CALL ROCCO AT 1-800-LETS-LIFT
HERES ANOTHER INTERESTING POSITION MY WIFE WANTS ME TO APPLY FOR (LOOKING FOR TREE CLIMBERS MUST BE IN GOOD SHAPE AND BE ABLE TO CLIMB 100 FEET AND HANG ON TO LOOSE LIMBS AS YOU CUT BRANCH'S WITH YOUR FREE HAND.WE WILL TRAIN YOU ON THE JOB,AND NO WE DONT OFFER AN INSURANCE PLAN CLIMB AT YOUR OWN RISK STARTING PAY 12.95 DEPENDIN ON HOW MANY FEET YOU ARE WILLING TO CLIMB,CALL 1 800 FREE FALL P.S. REMEMBER NO INSURANCE
AND FINALLY THE LAST JOB MY LOVELY WIFE WANTED ME TO APPLY FOR ASBESTOS REMOVAL IN BOSTON AREA LARGE COMPANY LOOKING FOR A PERSON WHO ISNT AFFRAID TO GET HIS HANDS DIRTY YOU WILL REMOVE ASBESTOS WITHOUT GLOVES OR A MASK YOU SEE OUR COMPANY SPENT OVER 20 GRAND LAST YEAR ON MASK'S AND GLOVES TO PROTECT OUR EMPLOYEES FROM ASBESTOS DUST. BUT WE WENT WAY OVER BUDGETT ON PROTECTION SO YOU WILL WORK AT YOUR OWN RISK AND LIKE IT.YOU PAY FOR YOUR MASK'S AND GLOVES AND WE WILL START YOU OUT AT 11.80 PER HOUR WITH A 45 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK TO GUZZLE DOWN A PINT OF WILD TURKEY TO WASH DOWN THE ASBESTOS DUST ITS A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
BOYS THESE ARE JUST 3 OF THE JOBS MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO APPLY FOR.WHAT THE F-CK I HAVENT WORKED FOR 2 1/2 YEARS NOW AND SHE WANTS ME TO DO SOME OF THE MOST DANGEROUS JOBS IN THE CITY DO YOU THINK SHE IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING
BOYS I HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER A RESUME DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE HOW TO DO THIS I AM DEAD SERIOUS SHE DOESNT WANT ME HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE ANYMORE THE RUSSIAN NEIGHBORS ARE STARTING TO CALL ME WHITE TRASH IMAGIN THIS FELLAS BEANTOWNJIM (WHITE TRASH)
BTJ is crappin his drawers right now!! I love it.
How about when we find him, we have next years superbowl party at his house! he can get legal seafood to cater!
How about when we find him, we have next years superbowl party at his house! he can get legal seafood to cater!
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LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF THE 2ND PLACE WINNER HERE HIS NAME IS JIM ANY INFO
RAYMOND I DONT NEED PICTURES I HAVE A VIDEO OF MYSELF I WAS ACTUALLY ON T.V. CHANNEL 4 LOCAL HERE IN BOSTON.I WAS ON FOR A HALF HOUR ON A SHOW CALLED (BEAT THE PRO) A GOLF SHOW I CAME IN 2ND PLACE.AND YES BOYS IF I EVER MEET YOU GUYS I CAN SHOW YOU MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME.EACH OF THE 10 CONTESTENTS HAD TO GET CLOSEST TO THE PIN AT THERE LOCAL COURSE TO QUALIFY FOR THE HALF HOUR FINAL SHOW.I WAS THE WINNER AT MY COURSE I BEAT A LOCAL PRO MY SHOT WAS 6FT.5 INCHES FROM 170 YARDS OUT.WHEN I WENT TO THE FINALS ON T.V. I CAME IN 2ND PLACE A 36 INCH COLORED T.V. WAS MY PRIZE THE WINNER GOT A TRIP FOR 2 TO PALM SPRINGS FOR 6 DAYS MAN I MISSED OUT ON THIS PRIZE BY 3 FEET.SEE RAYMOND WHEN YOU ARE AS FAMOUS AS ME I DONT GO AROUND FLASHING PICTURES I HAVE VIDEOS THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU.TRUE STORY I HAVE ONLY BEEN NOTICED ONCE FROM THIS T.V. SHOW I WAS PLAYING GOLF AT THE FRANKLIN PARK GOLF COURSE NOT EVEN MY HOME COURSE AND THIS GUY SAYS YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.I SAID MAYBE YOU SAW ME ON THE BEAT THE PRO GOLF SHOW HE SAID YOUR RIGHT MAN I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU TO BEAT THAT OLD BASTARD WHO WON AS A MATTER OF FACT MY WIFE SAID SHE HAS NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SO NERVOUS ON T.V. AS YOU,FELLAS I HAVE TO ADMITT I DID HAVE STAGE FRIGHT THERE WERE 3 CAMERAS ALL ON YOU WHILE YOU HIT 3 SHOTS EACH FOR CLOSEST TO THE PIN.SO BOYS NEXT TIME YOU MEET SOMEBODY FROM BOSTON ASK THEM IF THEY REMEMBER A GUY NAMED BEANTOWNJIM ON A SHOW CALLED BEAT THE PRO.
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LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF THE 2ND PLACE WINNER HERE HIS NAME IS JIM ANY INFO
RAYMOND I DONT NEED PICTURES I HAVE A VIDEO OF MYSELF I WAS ACTUALLY ON T.V. CHANNEL 4 LOCAL HERE IN BOSTON.I WAS ON FOR A HALF HOUR ON A SHOW CALLED (BEAT THE PRO) A GOLF SHOW I CAME IN 2ND PLACE.AND YES BOYS IF I EVER MEET YOU GUYS I CAN SHOW YOU MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME.EACH OF THE 10 CONTESTENTS HAD TO GET CLOSEST TO THE PIN AT THERE LOCAL COURSE TO QUALIFY FOR THE HALF HOUR FINAL SHOW.I WAS THE WINNER AT MY COURSE I BEAT A LOCAL PRO MY SHOT WAS 6FT.5 INCHES FROM 170 YARDS OUT.WHEN I WENT TO THE FINALS ON T.V. I CAME IN 2ND PLACE A 36 INCH COLORED T.V. WAS MY PRIZE THE WINNER GOT A TRIP FOR 2 TO PALM SPRINGS FOR 6 DAYS MAN I MISSED OUT ON THIS PRIZE BY 3 FEET.SEE RAYMOND WHEN YOU ARE AS FAMOUS AS ME I DONT GO AROUND FLASHING PICTURES I HAVE VIDEOS THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU.TRUE STORY I HAVE ONLY BEEN NOTICED ONCE FROM THIS T.V. SHOW I WAS PLAYING GOLF AT THE FRANKLIN PARK GOLF COURSE NOT EVEN MY HOME COURSE AND THIS GUY SAYS YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.I SAID MAYBE YOU SAW ME ON THE BEAT THE PRO GOLF SHOW HE SAID YOUR RIGHT MAN I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU TO BEAT THAT OLD BASTARD WHO WON AS A MATTER OF FACT MY WIFE SAID SHE HAS NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SO NERVOUS ON T.V. AS YOU,FELLAS I HAVE TO ADMITT I DID HAVE STAGE FRIGHT THERE WERE 3 CAMERAS ALL ON YOU WHILE YOU HIT 3 SHOTS EACH FOR CLOSEST TO THE PIN.SO BOYS NEXT TIME YOU MEET SOMEBODY FROM BOSTON ASK THEM IF THEY REMEMBER A GUY NAMED BEANTOWNJIM ON A SHOW CALLED BEAT THE PRO.
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