beantownjim
- Thread starter RAYMOND
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BLOCKHEAD I CANT TALK RIGHT NOW WE GOT 2 1/2 INCHES OF RAIN AND THAT F-CKING RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR OF MINE FLOODED MY YARD AGAIN.HE HAS 4 DRAIN PIPES AND THEY ARE ALL POINTING INTOMY BACKYARD.I HAVE A BUILT IN SWIMMING POOL AND YURIS YARD IS BONE DRY.ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL GET EVEN WITH THIS F-CK.I WAS WATCHING ALLDAY AS THE WATER DRAINED INTO MY YARD HE HAS A DRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS HOUSE FOR THE GUTTERS ONE IN THE BACK CORNER OF HIS HOUSE AND 2 IN HIS YARD ALL POINTING AND FLOWING THE WATER INTO MY YARD.THERE MUST BE A LAW ABOUT DRAIN PIPES AND WHERE THE WATER GOES I AM FLOODED AND YURI IS SITTING IN HIS KITCHEN LAUGHING I CAN HEAR THE LAUGH FROM MY BACK PORCH.WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I CONFRONT THE WISE ARSE HE WILL BE CREATIVE AND FIND ANOTHER WAY TO BOTHER ME BUT I AM NOT GOING TO SIT BACK AND TAKE THIS.IF WE GET ANYMORE RAIN I HAVE A FEELING MY HOUSE MIGHT JUST BECOME A HOUSE BOAT.I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ONE WAY FOR THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN TO GET ME OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
WELL BOYS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT I HAVE SOLVED MY DISPUTE WITH CASCADE SPORTSBOOK.JACK YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIGN THEM UP -105 ON ALL GAMES AND TOTALS AND THEY PAY I KICKED THERE ARSE FOR 4800 I GRIN WHEN I WIN
WELL BOYS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT I HAVE SOLVED MY DISPUTE WITH CASCADE SPORTSBOOK.JACK YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIGN THEM UP -105 ON ALL GAMES AND TOTALS AND THEY PAY I KICKED THERE ARSE FOR 4800 I GRIN WHEN I WIN
HEY BLOCKHEAD WHATS BEEN GOING ON AROUND THE FORUM I HEARD JACK IS CRACKING DOWN ON THE KIDS.I AM STILL WAITING FOR JACK TO OFFER ME THE PICKS SECTION IN THE FORUM BY TRADE I AM A SPORTSWRITER OF COURSE I AM AN UNEMPLOYED SPORTSWRITER THIS IS WHERE JACKSON WOODEN COMES IN.
JACK I JUST SENT MY RESUME TO THE NEW YORK TIMES SO YOU BETTER OFFER ME THE JOB BEFORE I PACK UP AND HEAD TO NEW YORK.
6 DAYS AND COUNTING TO THE BEGINNING OF THE (NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT I CANT WAIT. I HAVE GONE BAD IN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TOTALS IS MY SPECIALTY.
JACK I JUST SENT MY RESUME TO THE NEW YORK TIMES SO YOU BETTER OFFER ME THE JOB BEFORE I PACK UP AND HEAD TO NEW YORK.
6 DAYS AND COUNTING TO THE BEGINNING OF THE (NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT I CANT WAIT. I HAVE GONE BAD IN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TOTALS IS MY SPECIALTY.
PUT CAPS ON THE END OF HIS PIPES. AND THE WATER WILL BACK FLOW AND FLOOD HIS HOUSE OUT! DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT FROM THAT RUSSIAN , YOUR A AMECICAN JIMMY DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT FROM THIS RUSSIAN PIECE OF SHIT!
THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY , SHOW HIM WHAT YOUR MADE OF , BEANTOWNJIM WAS IN A AMERCICAN FIRST
GO GET HIM TIGER , I MEAN BEANTOWNTIGER :firing: :firing:
THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY , SHOW HIM WHAT YOUR MADE OF , BEANTOWNJIM WAS IN A AMERCICAN FIRST
GO GET HIM TIGER , I MEAN BEANTOWNTIGER :firing: :firing:
NO RAYMOND WHAT I NEED IS SOME BLOCKS I MEAN BLOCKHEADS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT RAYMOND.SERIOUSLY I COULD USE 50 CINDER BLOCKS RAYMOND TO STOP THE WATER.
Hey Jim- can't help with the water but I think I can help with your squirrel problem. Recently I had a similar problem with those pesky critters, but then I made some cardboard cutouts of the image below and put them around the yard, and the next day- whaddya know- all of the neighborhood rodents went tits up.
I also put one of these on my front door to keep the moonies and jehovas witnesses away. It works- only problem is the damn peeps turn to stone.
Here's the image- hope it helps
I also put one of these on my front door to keep the moonies and jehovas witnesses away. It works- only problem is the damn peeps turn to stone.
Here's the image- hope it helps
