BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING SAN FRAN IS THE WORST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES MY 5 DAYS THERE WERE TORTURE AND MY MANHOOD WAS THREATENED
BOYS THERE ARE 52 WEEKS IN A YEAR CORRECT NOW TELL ME HOW I GO AWAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS AND YES YOU WONT BELIEVE IT ITS A CONFERENCE FOR MALE ATHLETES.DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GAY MEN WERE AT THIS HOTEL THIS WEEKEND LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO GET INTO SHAPE.MY WIFE SAID WOW JIM LOOK AT THESE YOUNG MEN THEY WERE DOING HANDSTANDS IN THE LOBBY CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS PUSH UPS ON THE ELEVATORS EVERYWHERE I LOOKED THERE WAS A FAG DOING SOME PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.I WAS STAYING ON THE 29TH FLOOR AND JACK YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THIS I WAS ACTUALLY TAKING THE STAIRS TO AVOID THE GIRLY MEN ON THE ELEVATOR.I TOLD MY WIFE HONEY YOU ARE SO SAFE THESE GUYS HAVE NO INTEREST IN WOMEN ITS YOUR HUBBY BEANTOWNJIM WHO IS AT RISK.SHE PAUSED AND SAID DO YOU MEAN THESE GOOD LOOKING GUYS ARE GAY AND I SAID RIGHT ON JUST LOOK AT THEM.THEY ARE ALWAYS SMILING,THERE WRISTS ALWAYS BREAK WHEN THEY TALK,THEY TALK WITH A LISP,THEY EAT KEISHE WHILE I ENJOY A STEAK.YOU GUESSED IT FELLAS BEANTOWNJIM WAS SPENDING THE WEEKEND WITH A BUNCH OF MENS FIGURE SKATERS :moon: JACK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ON AN ELAVATOR WITH 6 GAY GYMNESTS I ACTUALLY WALKED ON AND A FAG WAS DOING A HEADSTAND FOR 34 FLOORS WHILE HIS BUDDIES SAID YAY,YAY,MY TURN I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND FAGS.JACK I CANT FIT MY SAN FRAN EXPERIENCE INTO ON SECTION MY NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE ON THE BUMS IN THE STREETS IN FRISCO ITS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF BUMS AND THEY ARE VIOLENT BUMS I HAD AT LEAST 5 FIGHTS WITH THESE WISE F-CKS BOTTOM LINE BOYS SAN FRAN IS ONE WEIRD CITY.
BOYS THERE ARE 52 WEEKS IN A YEAR CORRECT NOW TELL ME HOW I GO AWAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS AND YES YOU WONT BELIEVE IT ITS A CONFERENCE FOR MALE ATHLETES.DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GAY MEN WERE AT THIS HOTEL THIS WEEKEND LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO GET INTO SHAPE.MY WIFE SAID WOW JIM LOOK AT THESE YOUNG MEN THEY WERE DOING HANDSTANDS IN THE LOBBY CARTWHEELS IN THE HALLWAYS PUSH UPS ON THE ELEVATORS EVERYWHERE I LOOKED THERE WAS A FAG DOING SOME PHYSICAL ACTIVITY.I WAS STAYING ON THE 29TH FLOOR AND JACK YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THIS I WAS ACTUALLY TAKING THE STAIRS TO AVOID THE GIRLY MEN ON THE ELEVATOR.I TOLD MY WIFE HONEY YOU ARE SO SAFE THESE GUYS HAVE NO INTEREST IN WOMEN ITS YOUR HUBBY BEANTOWNJIM WHO IS AT RISK.SHE PAUSED AND SAID DO YOU MEAN THESE GOOD LOOKING GUYS ARE GAY AND I SAID RIGHT ON JUST LOOK AT THEM.THEY ARE ALWAYS SMILING,THERE WRISTS ALWAYS BREAK WHEN THEY TALK,THEY TALK WITH A LISP,THEY EAT KEISHE WHILE I ENJOY A STEAK.YOU GUESSED IT FELLAS BEANTOWNJIM WAS SPENDING THE WEEKEND WITH A BUNCH OF MENS FIGURE SKATERS :moon: JACK DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ON AN ELAVATOR WITH 6 GAY GYMNESTS I ACTUALLY WALKED ON AND A FAG WAS DOING A HEADSTAND FOR 34 FLOORS WHILE HIS BUDDIES SAID YAY,YAY,MY TURN I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND FAGS.JACK I CANT FIT MY SAN FRAN EXPERIENCE INTO ON SECTION MY NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE ON THE BUMS IN THE STREETS IN FRISCO ITS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO WALK AROUND THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF BUMS AND THEY ARE VIOLENT BUMS I HAD AT LEAST 5 FIGHTS WITH THESE WISE F-CKS BOTTOM LINE BOYS SAN FRAN IS ONE WEIRD CITY.
