Bearded Clems Inside Information Divisional Round

Clem D

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Well the Seahag came INSIDE asked me why I never bring her anywhere, Like Atlantic City, The IAMA, or IHOP. I told her it was nothing personal, it's just that I can't watch her eat, mostly out of fear for my own safety. I also mentioned it takes me a week to get the smell out of the Old Pontiac. She asked if I had someone on the side. I told her I'd have to pay someone to get in bed with my fat ass... I didn't tell her I was getting ready to put that 6 foot Russian on the payroll, or about the "Niece" I go visit when I'm in AC. Too much Information can get you into trouble.


So the Jets go into San Diego and beat Marty. No big surprise. Now they are supposed to come back and beat the Steelers who are rested in Pittsburgh? How on earth they do that I don't know. The Steelers -9 too me is worth a hefty play. I don't think the Jets match up well here at all. From the Coach all the way down the lineup. The only advantage the Jets might have is at running back and team cowher will take that away and make Chad beat them. I have no faith in that happening and see the score in the 24-9 range maybe 31-3. I'll risk way more than I should. This play is a no brainer to me.
 

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Ol Clem is taking a shot 8 team 7 point teaser.
Pitt -2
Under42
Rams +14
over 41
Eagles -2
under 55
Colts +9.5
over 45

500 to win 5k
 

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Good luck this weekend! Hope the 8 teamer hits $$$$

Cheers
Irish
 

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I agree with you on 3 of the 4.
The eagles,The Colts and The Steelers. I like the Falcons, I think the Rams are not that good of a football team, if it wasn't for seattle (3 wins) they wouldn't be here. The Rams O-Line is not very good and beat-up and Isaac Bruce is Hurt, the Falcons take away the run and rush the Qb and try to get turnovers etc. I think Vick will turn it up in the playoffs and they will run W. Dunn and then bring in TJ Duckett to close the show. The Big win will be The Steelers a 15-1 team getting no respect!!!I have watched every Steeler game this year (Huge Fan) In my opinion after the Pats and Eagles whipping Cowher has but the team on auto-pilot until now.wanted to be healthy not peak to early etc. this by far is Cowher best coaching job and is trying like hell to win the Big One this year.the team has confidence, beat the Jets 17-6 without Burress and Scott and was going thru a tough stretch in there schedule. By the way who have the Jets beat, Seattle,Buffalo,San Diego twice now.They lost twice Pats,Ravens and the Steelers,Bills once. The steelers beat the Bills at Buffalo with back-ups. The NY media Hype is making people think stupid in this game. The Steelers are a great Team and everyone will find out after the Super Bowl, and a smart few will make some $$$$ but not falling for the media BS
 

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Clem D said:
Ol Clem is taking a shot 8 team 7 point teaser.
Pitt -2
Under42
Rams +14
over 41
Eagles -2
under 55
Colts +9.5
over 45

500 to win 5k
looks good ;)
hope you nail it :scared
 

Clem D

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The Seahag is out getting her hair did and Im watching hoops and porn on split screen polishing the firehat with one of her cashmere sweaters.

Cashmere feels good...
 

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GL this week Clem. You win those 8 team teasers and pars and I will expect to see you in Canada ;) Of course you'll probably have to pay for my boat rental cause I have most of the opposites :)

BTW, cashmere is not allowed across the border :142lmao:
 

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Clem D said:
The Seahag is out getting her hair did and Im watching hoops and porn on split screen polishing the firehat with one of her cashmere sweaters.

Cashmere feels good...

DAMMIT CLEM, I am getting real tired of cleaning beer off this laptop screen you sick fvck
 

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Clem, i'm sittin' here with tear's runnin' down my face.... :142lmao: you are fvckin' hilarious, u & the other great capper's are what make's this forum what it is..... :clap: GL with your play's today... ( firehat, cashmere sweater... hope u don't leave her a suprise on that sweater ) :scared
 

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Update. Got finished with the porn and polishing the fire hat with wifes cashmere sweater. I new i had about an hour until she got home, and a sweater that was a little dirty. Oh what to do. Wife left a load of wash going when she left so I just through it in and ran it again. Not my fault the bitch don't know you gotta be careful how you wash cashmere.

Steelers look bad Big Ben looks like his hand is banged up. Santana moss looked like he was late for his parole officer running down that sideline.
 

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Sometimes things don't make sense and yo need to go where they do. The toilet.

I just "made" in the bowl what looked like steeler colors

Pitt -5.5 second half


Dime
 

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Well Im still alive for the teasers and I'll need it them as bad as my Steeler pick was. The Shit hit the fan when the hag found her sweater in the wash, I got her thinking she is crazy though.

Anyway Need the LAmbs and the over .


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Ram over 38
Eagles +2
Eagle over 37

10 poit teaser for a nickle
 
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