Bearded Clem's Inside Information Week 13

[Clem D]

Record = Embarrassing
Deficit = a good used car.

Well it's week 13 and OL' Clem can't wait for the misery that is betting the NFL to be over. The covert mission from God to Vegas did not go well. Somehow the SEAHAG found out I was not at Uncle Louies in Florida and next thing I hear when I called to remind the bitch to take her Vioxx is that she is having a Garage sale to get rid of all my stuff!! You believe that shit? So I cut the trip short leaving Uncle Lou behind. I was in the doghouse for awhile but I sold some of her mothers jewelry and bought her a new ring to smooth things over. Now the Seahag is putty in my hands and I got Lasagna for dinner tonight.


You know what Lasagna on saturday night means.

Yup

Texans +7 for a nickle

Thing is she is only gonna stay happy until around new years when she will notice her dead mothers jewelry is gone so we got to raise capital quick either to buy that Old Shit back or a retainer for a lawyer.

So..

Teaser
Bengals +16.5
Cards Over 27
Giants over 22

I won't even tell you how much this bastard is for,
but it will put me on the plus side of the ledger.
Tomorrow before Kickoff I ask all unhappily married men here at MJ's to piss in their wifes sock drawer for me for luck.
Thanks in advance.

 

[ELVIS]

gl, but i'm not peeing in my wife's sock drawer because some of my socks are in there too. :scared

 

[ScreaminPain]

The sock drawer is out of the question.....but tomorrow at exactly 9:00 am, I will put my hand over my heart, face the East, and piss on the toilet seat. :142lmao:

Funny thing is, I could piss on her....she likes it.....crazy bitch.

Good Luck on your plays this weekend, Clem.

 

[Clem D]

The sock drawer is out of the question.....but tomorrow at exactly 9:00 am, I will put my hand over my heart, face the East, and piss on the toilet seat. :142lmao:

Funny thing is, I could piss on her....she likes it.....crazy bitch.

Good Luck on your plays this weekend, Clem.

Thanks Pal!!

 

[trolln4walii]

GL on your plays Clem. Hope you win 'em all. I'll be pulling for ya. Can't piss in her drawer though. Too close to my side of the bed

Lasagna around here on Saturday night means I do the dishes. Is that what you mean :142lmao:

 

[RexBudler]

gl to you buddy

 

[ajoytoy]

get some of it back buddy

gl

 

[watrdogg]

Good luck Clem!!

 

[Tupac]

If it means winning your teaser, I'll piss all over the house.

 

[DoMyDermBest]

Besides heartburn, gas, and a halftime nap in the barkolounger, what did the lasagna getsha?

 

[Fluidoz]

Great stuff! Good Luck today.

 

[boilermaker]

Funny thing is, I could piss on her....she likes it.....crazy bitch. :confused[/QUOTE]


:scared :scared :142lmao: WWOOOOOOWWWW lol

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Always a must read, Clem. Like your picks, too!!!

Good Luck

 

[IntenseOperator]

If it means winning your teaser, I'll piss all over the house.

Ditto

 

[Irish]

Love in the info, Best of luck Clem!

Cheers
Irish

 

[Lewey]

gl Clem. crazy thread. But I like it.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Clem D]

Thanks for the kind wishes boys!!!
I hit the bailout teaser and did the right thing with money. I went to buy the seahags Jewelry back. Well I meant to anyway but a great poker game broke out at the Taj on Monday. I was going to stop there today, but 26 hours at a card table is hard dam work.
Theres always tomorrow.