Bearded Clem's Inside Information

[Clem D]

Well it's week 11 already, you believe that shit?
The only thing that goes quicker than a football season is Ol' Clems appetite when he walks in on his wife naked. That bitch used to stop traffic with her looks. Now she stops it with her breath. Got out of the hole a little last week, another week like that and I'll be back in the positve.

ytd 22-26-1 :cursin:
Minus 940.00 :sadwave:

The Lions are playingIINSIDE and all my latest INFORMATION reflects that MIKE Tice can't coach. Unless that changes by gametime I recommend a rather large play on Detroit.

Detroit +7.5
600

The Broncos will also take their show INSIDE and Jake Plummer will recieve INFORMATION at game time that will hinder his performance. He will find out that cute brunette he left Fat Tuesdays with was really Saint's Scout Bobby Hebert who stole his playbook, (and his virtue)

Saints +4
300

Teaser Lions +17.5
Saints +14
Saints under 57

nickle

 

[Clem D]

I come out of the office after a long day of drinking beer capping college hoops and watching porn, and I ask the wife what she is cooking for dinner. She answers French Toast and I glance at the skillet on the stove. Now mind you I like french toast as much as the next guy but if you let the wife start making breakfast for dinner... Whats Next?

Needless to say I walked over to the stove without saying a word, grabbed the skillet and fiired the fcuker, bread slices and all out the backdoor for my homosexual dog. Clem made a tuna sandwich.

and bet the Godawful Cowboys +8
for a deuce and a half.

 

[Clem D]

Tampa over 42
400

 

[bombercoops]

TB/san fran over looks tasty!

 

[AR182]

clem,

you're a funny guy !!!!

btw, i like french toast for dinner.


good luck.

 

[ajoytoy]

clem,

you're a funny guy !!!!

btw, i like french toast for dinner.


good luck.

me 2 :142lmao:

gl on the plays

 

[boilermaker]

Hell I like french toast anytime. Next time she makes french toast call old Boiler. LOL

 

[baby johnson]

clem, i have to respextfully disagree on the denver pick, but I repectfully agree on throwing the french toast out the f'n backdoor. If we'd a married a girl like charlie sheen we wouldn't have such misfortune...

jr capper

 

[trolln4walii]

Love french toast (notice it's not capitalized, fukn french) and the TB over. GL today Clem

 

[Clem D]

Ahjoah Line now at 6 I think you are righr and I should probably by the other side and try to catch a middle.

I should probably be nicer to my wife.

Fcuk That

Saints +6 200 more

 

[blaster]

Clem,
You should be nice. Because your french toast might start tasting a little funny the next time.

 

[Clem D]

Teaser

Bills under 50
Bengals +14
skins +20.5

nickle

Parllay it
bills under 40
Bungholes+4
Skins +10.5

dollar

 

[loophole]

clem,

don't let all these modern sentive guys give you any crap about the french toast.

it was the right thing to do.

 

[CrazyHorse]

man, I could eat breakfast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner anytime. Especially french toast....mmm french toast. My ex knew if she wasn't sure what to make for dinner for me just default to breakfast..worked for me. gl w/ your plays think you have some good plays today.

 

[Clem D]

Thanks for the thoughts guys.
Good Luck and whenever possible piss on the toilet seat.

 

[Franky Wright]

Hey Clem,
Like that Detroit play...........I winged it!!!

By the way, why is your dog a homo-sexual? :moon:

And, I was over at my one of my buddies house yesterday, and that fcuking dry-humbing, crotch sniffing, boner showing foocker wont leave us alone :cursin: when we are trying to watch the games.
So I thought you could help me out......what was that recipe you fed your dog, you know, the one that induced some kind of Volcanic looking lava to come pouring out of his ARSE!!! :firing: moon1
Would be much obliged if you could forward that for me :brows:
Throw a duece on the Gman, and thank me in Vegas!

Franky

 

[Clem D]

Frankey my dog is a homo because I caught him getting up the arse from the neighbors German shepherd. The recipe is just Campbells Chunky chili with some extra hotsauce.

Throw a deuce on the Gman? as in Giants?