Bearded Clem's Inside Information

Clem D

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Ol' Clem's off to Sin City for the holiday flying out before sun up. Wife suggested I visit my favorite uncle who is getting up there in years, so I took the bitch up on it. Ofcourse she thinks I'll be in Florida at his place. When I mentioned Vegas to my uncle, the Original "Old Dirty Bastard" said he had a few grand burning a hole in his mattress.
The best part of the whole thing is that when the family sits down to eat the Old buzzards dry bird. Ol' Clem will be muching on something a little moister at Crazy Horse Too. Uncle Louie at Crazy Horse.. What am I thinking? Just Picture Captain Lou Albano at 75 minus the rubberbands and in a maffia style joggin suit with worse manners than me. I just got to remember to call the old lady friday and saturday mornings to remind the bitch to take her Vioxx.

Ol' Clem oughta be coming into some real cash before long. Hey is it my fault the bitch don't watch the news?


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Clem D said:
Ol' Clem will be muching on something a little moister at Crazy Horse Too. Uncle Louie at Crazy Horse.. What am I thinking? Just Picture Captain Lou Albano at 75 minus the rubberbands and in a maffia style joggin suit with worse manners than me. I just got to remember to call the old lady friday and saturday mornings to remind the bitch to take her Vioxx.

:142lmao: :142lmao: :clap: :scared

Best of luck to you and Happy Turkey Day
 
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