Bearded Clem's Inside Information

Clem D

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Opening day of football is a special day in the Clem D household. This year again we get to start the festivities a little early with a little Thursday action. The Seahag don't know it yet but that bitch is going to make me a feast. I want the fcuking works. Ziti, a roast, natchos, wings, you get the idea. Trouble is I'm not on the hags good side right now, on the account I had her car towed again while she was getting her hair done Saturday. Ah nothing a dozen and a half Boston Creme's wont fix tomorrow morning. On to the games..

I'm releasing the follwing 3 team parlay and teaser combination because of some Inside Information I have received.
100/ 600
Ravens +3
49ers + 5.5
Saints +7

Ravens +13
$9ers +15.5
Saints +17

risk 220 to win 200.

The teaser is money in the bank. If that parlay comes in the Seahag might get a banging.

I love to play against the Colts and Rams a couple of INSIDE teams playing outside. The saints for your INFORMATION however should play their eyeballs out in week 1, before the reality of a season on the road comes crashing in.
 

kcwolf

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Damn Clem. I'm laying in the weeds waiting for the right time to play all 3 of those games.

You let the cat out of the bag. :)

Good luck this season and wish you the best with your new life.
 

Irish

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Clem
Best of luck throughout the season
Cheers
Irish
 

Clem D

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Update: The Seahag finished a dozen donuts in a new personal best for her of 6minutes. She is resing comfortably with chocolate and and boston creme stuck all over her face and the empty box between her legs. It's going to be a good day.

Try this

Raider over 40
Clev/ Cinc under 54
ram 49er under56

500
 

arrow

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raiders will run , run run

raiders will run , run run

ready for this raider team to run all over the pats defenses, don't know enough abough raider d to bet anything big. But raiders will score so i like the over only,
 

Clem D

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Well 1 part of the thrree treamer home. The Seahag made grits this morning so I'm in trouble on the last two legs..
 

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Good luck this season and best of luck in your endeavor!!

You going to piss in your wife's sock drawer to start out the season with a little extra luck????

Like your pics

kneifl
 

Clem D

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Anyone dumb enough to bet the rams on the grass laying wood deserves to sweat it out all day.

Almost as dumb as marrying a girl with a 300 pound mother.

What did you think your wife was going to yurn into?

Ol' Clem is here to help
 

Clem D

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The seahags brother siad I should hedge on the Colts..

That aint my style.. I pissed in his glove compartment..

Peckerhead
 

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Clem D said:
The seahags brother siad I should hedge on the Colts..

That aint my style.. I pissed in his glove compartment..

Peckerhead
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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