If Old Clem walks into a public restroom to drop a deuce and the facilities are below my standards, you can take the following to the bank:
Ol' Clem is going top shelf. For those of you unaware top shelf is when you shit on the top of the tank. Another option if the timing is right is to squat into the sink. This should not be attempted after your fiftieth birthday or if you are over 250 lbs. They don't make sinks the way they used to and you could fall and break a hip.
I have attempted both of the above in the Seahags bathroom and once dropped a phat deuce in her pantydrawer for luck while she was out of town. 3 days later she came home and at first glance though I had surprised her with that big black phallic toy she had been wanting.
Tonight the boys are coming over wings and chili. I got a couple 30 packs in the cooler, and if any of those fcukers get out of line I got the Old Mayo in the garage from yesteryear. You know the drill a tablespoon full of that in Old Clem's famous deviled eggs and the party will be on.
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Steelers +9 under 52 and a hook
Ol' Clem is going top shelf. For those of you unaware top shelf is when you shit on the top of the tank. Another option if the timing is right is to squat into the sink. This should not be attempted after your fiftieth birthday or if you are over 250 lbs. They don't make sinks the way they used to and you could fall and break a hip.
I have attempted both of the above in the Seahags bathroom and once dropped a phat deuce in her pantydrawer for luck while she was out of town. 3 days later she came home and at first glance though I had surprised her with that big black phallic toy she had been wanting.
Tonight the boys are coming over wings and chili. I got a couple 30 packs in the cooler, and if any of those fcukers get out of line I got the Old Mayo in the garage from yesteryear. You know the drill a tablespoon full of that in Old Clem's famous deviled eggs and the party will be on.
Can't miss teaser
Steelers +9 under 52 and a hook
