>Best Comeback Line....Ever
> from Washington Post:
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
> male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on
> Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
> on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided
> to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was
> no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
> stated in a phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
cut
> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just
> really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's
for
> sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and
he's...just
> working away at this pumpkin."
>
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence.
>
> "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
> you are screwing a pumpkin?'
>
> "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and
> then looked me straight in the face and said,
> " A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?'"
> from Washington Post:
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
> male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on
> Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
> on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided
> to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
was
> no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
> stated in a phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
cut
> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just
> really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett
County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's
for
> sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and
he's...just
> working away at this pumpkin."
>
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence.
>
> "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
> you are screwing a pumpkin?'
>
> "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and
> then looked me straight in the face and said,
> " A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?'"
