Best Vacation Spots to "chase tail"

STINGRAY

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Buddies and I planning a trip for the summer. Went to Puerto Vallarta last year. Going to try something new this year. Where's the best place you've been. Any suggestions appreciated.
 

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how old are you?
if you are an older guy, I recommend Aruba or St.Marten.
If you're a young lad, Rio during the carnival season or Ibitza (Spain) are the ultimate party spots.

To give you an idea, the Government of Brazil handed out over 1 million condoms during last years carnival.
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Haven't been to Cancun yet either, hopefully during the summer it will compare somewhat to the springbreaks I've heard about.
 

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Go to Cancun... You will not regret it... Went there for my honeymoon... I know it's like taking sand to the beach but we were newlyweds and still had sex back then?.... I think?....

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Cancun, Cancun, Cancun

Ditto that!

Have spoke to many a UT student that have been there. It's just about automatic down there.

My wife and I went(we were dating at the time :mad: ) in 1995. Buddy of mine picked up a hottie right there on the beach while taking a midnight stroll!

I know you're probably leaning towards the Caribbean but I understand Vegas might be desirable. ;)

Rio and Hard Rock(as if you didn't know that).

GL on your quest!

Remember the killer rabbit in "The Holy Grail". OMG! Funny!

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Fat & Sassy said:
Go to Cancun... You will not regret it... Went there for my honeymoon... I know it's like taking sand to the beach but we were newlyweds and still had sex back then?.... I think?....

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Damn Fat and Sassy! If that's your wife, congrats!

Yowza!

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Nice pictures,

Was wondering if Cancun is mostly American tourists, or if you get babes from all over the world. Not that I'am picky, but hooked up with a latino last summer in Mexico, that I still have dreams about. I thought about smuggling her home.
 

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STINGRAY said:
Nice pictures,

Was wondering if Cancun is mostly American tourists, or if you get babes from all over the world. Not that I'am picky, but hooked up with a latino last summer in Mexico, that I still have dreams about. I thought about smuggling her home.

I might get corrected here but my understanding is that there are more Europeans down in the Mayan Riviera area than Cancun. I'm sure there's a few floating around Cancun but you're pretty much gonna find USA hotties in Cancun.

Just look for the planes advertising wet t-shirt contests and find the club.

Man, I remember my Florida State days. Over in Panama City, they would have Chippendales at The Spinnaker, so me and the guys would just hang out on the deck and wait for that to end. Chicks were in heat! It was beautiful!

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I was going to lead you on but I'm still laughing too hard..

No Nole that's not my wife, just a cut & paste from the CoCo Bongo Nightclub in Cancun..

My wife is a 5'ft 3"in irish potato who looks like a drunk Mary Lou Retton.. I look exactly like dogface's avtar... Bald with a goatee...

I'd leave everything I have for that blonde though....

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Fat & Sassy said:
I was going to lead you on but I'm still laughing too hard..

No Nole that's not my wife, just a cut & paste from the CoCo Bongo Nightclub in Cancun..

My wife is a 5'ft 3"in irish potato who looks like a drunk Mary Lou Retton.. I look exactly like dogface's avtar... Bald with a goatee...

I'd leave everything I have for that blonde though....

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Just spit my Crown on to the monitor! Thanks!

Shit, that was funny!

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

nole
 

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I'am with ya on those college years Nole, those were the good ol'
days.

Went to OU, but I made a couple trips to Ft. Lauderdale for Spring Break. Couldn't imagine growing up in Florida with all that hide runnin around.

Probably going to be my last mission, gettin to old for this stuff, going to have to settle down some day, but damn it sure is fun.
 

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Did someone say my name!

You guys want to see me in color? How about my wife... Hubba Hubba!
 

STINGRAY

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Thanks guys going to look into Ibitza also. Gotta love those foreign women. When I get back I'll let ya'll know how the hunting went.
 
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