Yo'momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over! .
Yo'momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. .
Yo'momma so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! .
Yo'momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. .
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday. .
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. .
Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. .
Yo'momma so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks.... .
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" .
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a Malcom-X t-shirt, helicopters land on her