Bill Walton

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'All of the teams stay in the same hotel. The band's play marching down the hallways and the cheerleaders are dancing on the tables'

Welcome to the Hotel Nevada. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Priceless....

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he had a couple more gems, did a blip where they showed mascots getting out of a limo like a clown car, the play by play guy said Bill was in there, Walton responds "yeah, with Ray Lewis".

A little bit later he talked about how Southwest flys to Vegas from any city on the west coast or southwest, play by play guy responds 'you should mention the other airlines so you don't get in trouble' and Walton responds, "guess you are right, if they are going to suspend Bill Simmons...".
 

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Yeah he is really high and I need to stay up for all of this. I can sleep at my meeting tomorrow morning.
 

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Yeah he is really high and I need to stay up for all of this. I can sleep at my meeting tomorrow morning.

I can only hope for a blowout, and not because I have Oregon. If the content on the court isn't close/interesting, I'm sure he is going to be distracted and throw in some more tv gold.

Awful announcing already has a post on the Ray Lewis comment. The funny thing is they tied in a reference to the Bill Simmons suspension which Walton segued to later.
 

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SPECTACULAR plane rides?

WTF?

I know I've talked like this before for certain herbal reasons but then again I've never been an analyst on a nationally televised ESPNU game.

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Everyone on this court is fantastic.

I give him credit. I could not complete a sentence if I was this baked.

Spectacular!
 

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And now he is seriously pissing on my Gators because they are not playing in Vegas.

Vegas baby!

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I think his new job is going to be calling all UNLV home games.

Did you catch the play by play guy saying 'Well I guess no one is going to win the SEC tournament'?

I think I have U Dub but I can't really remember now.

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He has to be on mushrooms. Basically the same effect and longer lasting. He would have to be chain smoking joints inside the stadium to be getting progressively worse....or better.
 

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I expect Walton to smack Oregon's backup PG if he gets the chance after the game.

oh yeah, the LV restaurants are open until 6 am.
 
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