blondes and the back seat

[TBONEZ0295]

Blonde's Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''

The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''

 

[freelancc]

:SIB

 

[THE KOD]

that was a good one.


I got a blonde joke its kinda risque but we are all adults.


French blond goes into Western Union and tells the clerk who is alone behind the counter that she needs to call her mom in Paris France but she doesnt have any money.

She tells the clerk she would do anything to make the call.

Anything the clerk says ?

Anything says the blond.

So he takes her into the back room and takes out his
PP ( for lack of a better word)

and says......well ok go ahead if you want to talk to your mother so bad....

The blond takes a hold of his johnson on her hand and says loudly ..


HELLO MA


KOD

 

[NickiD]

Good ones



Scott so our own Little PP was there?

 

[Justinsmom829]

Good stuff!

Miss Missy

 

[THE KOD]

Good ones

Scott so our own Little PP was there?

................................

NickiD

I laugh when I read about Private Petey. And he calls himself PP.

When I was a small child my mother would refer to the johnson as a PP. Its a childs version of the rooster name we men use.

So everytime I see PP post I think he is a dick.

Hope that helps

KOD

 

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[Grama]